..."Then listen to me. Remember this morning when I said I wanted to tell you guys something?" Stan said, trying to persaude Mabel not to press the button.

T-minus twenty seconds The portal flashed, sending Dipper, Soos, and Stan back against the wall. Mabel got sucked towards it, as she was closest. Her grip loosened, and she was pulled in.

"Mabel!" "Kid!" "Dude!" All three of them yelled at the same time. They tried to jump in to save her, but hit each other, and unfortunately, the shutdown button.

Portal shutdown The computer whirred to a stop, the light dimmed, and gravity went back to normal.

"Mabel" Dipper said, mostly to himself. "She's ... gone"

"Look kid, I know how we can get her back..." Stan said, proceeding to tell Dipper his whole plan to get back his brother, and why he had lied to them, to keep them safe.

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Mabel got up. Where am I? She thought. She looked up to see a man who looked like a younger Stan with his gun pointed at her.

"Who are you?"

"Aah! I'mMabelPinespleasedon'tshootmeI'mjusta-"

"Wait! Did you say... Pines?" He asked, bewildered.

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AN. Wow, I have no idea why I came up with this. This is probably very depressing, but never fear! Because A: decode the super secret message that I hid super well and is totally not standing out in any way, and B: it's kinda just a few words about a fictitious show. This may stay a one-shot, or not. As usual, remember, realityisanillusiontheuniverseisahologrambuygoldI'mgonnagobeforeyouprocessthissentenceokBYE!