Chapter 1

All is fair in love and war.

Then I came along…

Welcome, everybody to the all-waited for, Fletchyrie/Valduggery WAR! Everyone, you know your opponents, yes? No? Well, then too bad. Anyways, I think that I will start the story now…. (round of applause in the background)

Then ladies and gentlemen… I now may present to you…

War.

"Het the bloody hell away from me, Selda." Chelsea Smile hissed to one of her acquaintances, Selda Saffron. Chelsea has black, choppy shoulder-length hair, and the tips were peaked with purple. Chelsea was an assassin at the age 16, but that didn't come as a surprise… She was really athletic. Her grey eyes always stood out from her black clothes. She always (always) wore her black pleather pants which had purple vines with red bleeding roses etched from the seam.

Chelsea was currently sporting a white blouse that went to her waist, one black elbow glove, a hell of a lot of bangles on her other hand, and a pair of earrings that were small.

Well- to put it bluntly- Chelsea hates people.

That is why she was currently hissing at Selda, a half Chinese- Indian girl who is immune (and knew how to use them) poisons. And she was trying to convert Chelsea to Fletchduggery.

"I hate you, Selda." Celsea murmured, pushing past people in the crowded streets of Dublin. Selda was following her like a little barnacle.

"But Fletchduggery is the best."

"Fletchyrie."

"Fletchduggery."

"Fletchyrie."

"Fletchduggery."

"GO DIE IN A HOLE!"

"… Hurtful." Selda whimpered. Chelsea gritted her teeth, and kept on progressing forward. Selda had been literally following her around All. Bloody. Day.

Chelsea turned the corner into the wax museum. See, Chelsea had been hired to kill a couple people by the Grand mage, Erskine Ravel. She was just going to go meet him in person. Chelsea approached a wax figure of Phil Lynott, the lead singer of the Pouges.

"I have an appointment with the grand mage." Chelsea told the statue. Phil moved, and looked at the list in his hand.

"Proceed." He urged. The brick wall behind him slid open, revealing two separate hallways. Chelsea took the one on the right, and began to walk down it. A girl that Chelsea recognized fell into step next to her, after she walked out a door.

"Hello, Chelsea." Robin Hollow muttered. Robin was pretty quiet, and tended to stay to herself. She was actually one of the only people that Chelsea tolerated. Robin was pretty; she had short hair, and amber eyes. She had pink full lips, and olive-toned skin. Her nails were painted forest green today. See, Robin is an adept that can see people's souls, and mess with their minds with illusions.

Chelsea also tended to go to Robin, whenever someone was bothering her… (cough Selda cough)

"Have you heard?"

"Heard what." Chelsea asked.

"There's been some talk going around… You know all the bets that people are making about who Valkyrie is going to end up marrying?" Robin pondered.

"Yes."

"Well, yesterday, a group of Valduggery-worshipers and Fletchyrie-followers got into a little scat on who Val is going to love. And now people are beginning to choose sides. Skulduggery, Fletcher, and Valkyrie are completely unaware of this, but… They're beginning to get serious."

"Who were in the groups?"

"Adrasdos Dark, Eternal Scene, Jade midnight, and Zade Tradgety against Holly Swift II, Dusky Malice, Arabella Murmur, and me."

"You?"

"I had to fight against my will."

"Poor you." Chelsea murmured as she was about to enter Ravel's room. She swung the door open, to see Erskine sitting at his desk, doing some papers.

Chelsea sat through the whole meeting, but something was still nagging at the back of her mind.

Would the fights turn into war?

And that was the story of Chelsea Smile. AS usual, please review if you want me to write more. And you do realize that I take reviews from people who don't have accounts or are just too lazy to log in, right?

Anyway, that was me first chapter. I'll update soon. I'm actually writing five different stories at once. Me book (I got to page 187 yesterday! Yes, eternal you are in it, as promised) ,my Walker Texas Ranger Story, My romance story, this story, and a story about aliens killing a lot of people.

Much Love,

~Adrasdos Dark, the 24th.