I came up with this idea based on a conversation me and my friend ( she who shall not be named) had a while back and this is what my twisted mind mind came up with.. enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own hetalia or wicked (please don't sue me guys) hope you enjoy :)

spoken

sung

() over the top


France:

Dearest darlingest Canada..

England:

My dear America.

England/France:

There been some confusion over in Europe

England:

But of course I'll keep on pirating

France:

But of course, I'll rise above it..

France/England:

For I know that is how you'd want me to respond, yes..

There's been some confusion for you see my neighbour is..

France:

unusual and exceedingly peculiar and his eyebrows are impossible to describe...

England:

A frog!

France:

What is this feeling, so sudden and new?

England:

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you

France:

My pulse is is rushing

England:

My head is reeling

France:

My face is flushing

France/England:

What is this feeling?

Vervid as a flame,

Does it have a name?

Yeeeeees!

Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!

France:

For your hair

England:

Your voice frog!

France:

Your clothing!

England/France:

Let's just say..

I loath it all!

Every little thing however small!

Makes my very flesh begin to crawl!

With simple lot of loathing!

There's just strange exhilaration,

In such total detestation!

It's so pure so strong!

Though I do admit it came on fast,

Still I do believe that it can last!

And that I will be loathing you my whole life long!

Other European countries:

Oh France, you are just too good

How do you stand it? I don't think I could!

He's a terror, he's a tartar.

We don't mean to show a bias, but frenchie your a martyr!

France:

Well:

*puts on a more girly voice than usuall*

These things are sent to try us..

Other European countries:

Poor old France, forced to reside

With somone so disgusticified!

We just want to tell you

We're all on your side!

We share your

All:

What is this feeling so sudden a new? (loathing!)

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you! (Unadulterated loathing!)

My pulse is rushing! (For your brows,/accent/clothing!)

My head is reeling (let's just say)

My face is flushing! (We loath it all!)

Oh what is this feeling!?

(Every little trait however small,

Makes our very flesh begin to crawl)

Does it have a name?

Yes!

Loathing! (Loathing!)

There's such strange exhilaration (loathing!)

In such total detestaiton! (Loathing!)

It's so pure so strong! (So strong!

Though I do admit it came on fast,

Still I do believe that it can last!

And I will be loathing for for, forever

Loathing truly deeply,

Loathing you (loathing you!)

My whole life long! (Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!)

England:

Scone?

France:

AAAAAAAAAUHHHHHGGGGG!

*faints*


Come on, tell me you can't picture these two singing this :) I hope you enjoyed this and please review and let me know what you think