Just Another Day in Potion's Class
A Play by: Severina J Granger and Amy L. Kensington
Cast:
Severina Granger
Hermione Granger
Amy Kensington
Harry Potter
Sevri Snape
Ron Weasley
Ginny Weasley
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
Professor Severus Snape
Elizabeth Snape
Draco Malfoy
Gregory Goyle
Vincent Crabbe
Professor Minerva McGonagall
** Bell rings and students take their seats, Snape walks in and glares at them **
Snape: SHUT UP! Take your seats or else...
Ron: (meekly) umm...sir, we didn't say anything and we were all in our seats.
Snape: I know but I always say that because everywhere I look someone is talking and I hate people and I hate people that talk so just shut up and leave me alone.
Severina: (whispers to Amy) I think he lost his mind!
Amy: Yea, I know!
Snape: (Glares at the two girls) what was that? What did you say about me because you know, I see, hear, know everything and anything about you all and if you dare say anything about me, you'll die a long, gruesome DEATH
Harry: (sarcastically and under his breath) And pigs fly.
Ron: I hear it's supposed to snow!
Draco: I bet you're hoping for snow Weasley!
Ron: (glaring) And why is that Malfoy?
Hermione: Just shut up before you get us all in trouble!
Sevri: Ditto!
Elizabeth: Do you know the muffin man?
*Everyone looks at Elizabeth*
Amy: What does that have to do with anything?
Elizabeth: (smiling) I donno, I just think it was necessary to say!
*McGonagall enters*
Snape: What is it woman?
McGonagall: (looks surprised) excuse me? Anyways, You all have to stay in this class until the halls clear out because someone filled the halls with snow.
**Everyone starts to cheer**
Severina: My bet it was Fred and George!
Amy: How rude! to talk about them behind their backs like that, don; you feel so hated now. One day it's going to come back and haunt you some day.
Severina: Oh, shut up amy! you don't know what your talking about, you're just babbling so that you can be in the conversation.
** Severina starts to laugh at Amy**
Harry: Besides, Fred and George would be happy that Severina first suspected them for the prank of the century!
Severina: You know it!
**Fred and George enter**
Snape: What are you doing here?
Fred: Well, my good sir, Mr. George Weasley and I were out skipping class when suddenly there was a bunch of snow that filled the hall, and we followed Professor McGonagall here!
George: We'll take our seats now.
**Fred and George sit at an empty desk**
Severina: Hey you guys, let's have a party!
Amy: But what about the music, food and of course, hotties!
Ron: Hey! I'm dead sexy!
Fred: So am I!
George: Me too!
Severina and Amy: Ha Ha Ha! That's a funny joke!!
Severina: Now quit acting childish and start growing up and having a little maturity.
Amy:(in a whiny voice) Yea! so there!
Snape: Do I have any authority in this class?
Everyone except Snape and Sevri: Nope!
Fred: I like big butts and I can not lie!
Severina: what is your problem you freak your sooo stupid!! Just shut up and don't talk, Ever!!!
Snape: For once I agree with you!
Elizabeth: I see dumb people!
Severina: Is Snape one of them?
Snape: I'm right here! Just because I'm your teacher, doesn't mean that I don't have feelings! (runs into his office crying)
Fred: Man, What a fruit cake!
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this line mean that it's the end of part 1
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that line too
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oh and don't get me started on that one
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