Chocolate Cake: Cruel and Unusual Punishment

By: Nightwind

Notes: This is just for fun. No spoilers. No yaoi, lemon, shinoen ai, sap, WAFF. You get the idea. It's also a kind of PWP.
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: None.
All Q&C is welcome.

Duo walked into the room with a big slice of chocolate cake, a fork and a huge grin on his face. Heero looked up and paled. He then got up and bolted from the room, in search of the blonde idiot that had given him the cake.

"But he...said that it was for you....oh dear." Quatre said.

"Hn," Heero grunted. "Have you ever known me to not get something I wanted my own self?"

"We should go and get it from him. Before he eats it." Quatre said.

"Yes, we should. And if he's managed to eat it, I won't protect you from him. Or from Wufei and Trowa when they find out." Heero said.

"But...but that's cruel and unusual punishment!" Quatre stammered.

"What do you call giving it too him?!" Heero replied as they reached the door. He looked at Quatre for a second, then he opened the door. Duo was sitting at the desk, his grin now covered on chocolate, and the plate empty.

Heero whirled and started to stalk up to Quatre....

~-~-~

K-CHUNK...THUD! K-CHUNK....THUD..."OUCH! DUO!! Stop that! You're not going to knock that door down!" Quatre's voice could be heard yelling.

"How do you know, Quatre?" Duo could be heard asking.

"Because Heero is the one who blocked it off."

"Oh."

The three other pilots, Heero, Trowa, and Wufei sat in the other room, listening to this conversation and laughing.

"Don't you think that we should let Quatre out now? I mean, it's been three hours....." Trowa said.

"No...A few more hours...We did say that we wouldn't let him out until the chocolate wore off..." Heero replied, a sort of evil half grin on his face.

Wufei just looked down and shook his head.

~owari~

I hope that you liked it.