Today is my 23rd birthday.
Outside it is raining, and I miss my mum...
Currently I am surrounded by my family and friends. My dad, Yuzu, Karin, Chad, Tatsuki, Orhime, and even that bastard Ishida... The room is also full of soul reapers. Renji, drinking happily from a bottle of sake in a corner, joined by Ikkaku, Yumichika, and an already heavily intoxicated Hitsuyaga (Holy Shit...).
Matsumoto and Orhime dance around the room, their boobs bouncing violently, as everyone sings happy birthday.
I miss her so much.
I glance at the window. It's still raining.
This party is everything I expected.
A big festering pile of shit.
Yuzu has been excited about the party all week, it's a chance to make lots of cake and mess, but she was running behind schedule with all the food, not to mention the fact that my retarded father kept bouncing off the walls so she couldn't concentrate. This resulted is very bad food that no one wants to eat and a huge three layered cake that resembles a dinosaur turd.
Every second.
My dad was in charge of the decorations so of course there are hundreds of origami swans and frogs and flamingos (?) that take up every surface. As well as a six foot thick tangle of paper chains hanging from the ceiling in every room.
Of every minute.
It was up to my other sister, Karin, to choose appropriate music that was to be played as guests arrived and settled down to eat.
I think the song now playing is called 'Let me peel of your flesh and feed your corpse to my ancestors'.
My ears are bleeding.
Of everyday.
I have already opened my presents. I received plenty of embarrassing things off people. I think they have a competition every year. Who can make Ichigo cringe the most!
Fun fun fun.
The party ends, people leave. I climb the stairs to my bedroom. As I close the door to my room, I sigh. I'm tired.
As I turn I gasp.
"Rukia! Y-your back!"
"Duh." But she's smiling! "Happy birthday." She says and hands me a present.
I miss her.
"T-thanks!" I take it. It's long and thin and I think I already know what it is. I try not to look confused. "When did you get back? I thought you were gonna be away another few days?"
"I missed you." She says.
"What? Don't be stupid! It's only been 2 days!"
I miss my mum.
She hits me around the head.
"Shut your god damn face and open it!"
But the rain won't stop.
I obey.
It's an umbrella, just as I thought.
"Rukia...?" I ask. "Why have you got me an umbrella with Chappy the Bunny on it?"
"Are you retarded?" She replies, highly affronted. "It's to keep you dry, when you go out in the rain."
I have an umbrella.
I might be ok.
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