"Looovi~! Say you love me~!" said Spain. Romano stared at him.
"… Bastard, are you high?" asked Romano, slightly dumbfounded. Spain shook his head.
"No~! I just want you to say you love me, Lovi~" he replied, smiling expectantly at the younger nation. Romano sighed.
"… I love you. There. Now leave me alone," Romano said, starting to walk away. Suddenly, Spain hugged him tightly from behind. "Hey! What now, bastard?!"
"Say it in Spanish~"
"Oh for- Te amo! There now let go!"
"Now say it in Italian~"
"… IDIOT BASTARD!"
"Ow! Lovi! Why did you punch me in the stomach? Not cute!"