This was a story sparked by one of my sisters (Abby), she actually used this word wile we were out one day, and the story idea ran from there. The fallowing is a product of the two of us at 11:30 at night, I hope you like it.

Boredism

Draco Malfoy was laying out on his bed, potions book open across his face 'studying' while he napped. He was comfortably snoozing away, when something heavy and relatively hard landed on his torso.

"WHAT THE!" He yelled bolting up right, book flying across the room. Blaise Zabini chuckled and smiled up at him from where he laid sprawled across Draco's lap.

"Zabini, what do you think your doing?" Draco said glaring down at him.

"Relieving my boredism." Blaise said still chuckling and making no effort to remove himself from Draco's lap. Draco looked at him for a moment."

"… that's not a word Blaise."

"Yes it is." He said defensively, "It's my word."

"For what?"

"Boredom."

"Then why don't you use that?"

Blaise shrugged, "Because my word sounds cooler."

Draco shook his head and summoned his book back, "Your cracked Zabini, completely cracked."

- - - -

"ZABINI!" Draco Malfoy could be heard screaming through out all of Slytherin house.

Blaise stuck his head into the bath room smirking. "Yes, princess?"

"What did you do?" Draco snarled, completely ignoring the princess comment (for now). He holding up his uniform, well what used to be his uniform, that was now shrunk to look like it was meant for a Ken doll.

"What? You always complain that the uniform isn't tight enough, so I made it tighter." Blaise smirked

Draco felt his eye twitch slightly, "Why?"

"To relive my boredism." He ducked out of the room as Draco tossed his shoe at him.

"THAT'S NOT A WORD!!!!!"

- - - -

Draco Malfoy had the extreme displeasure to be partnered with Harry Potter one day in potions class. They were making a highly delicate potion that day, both Harry and Draco were stepping gently around each other. While they both had their backs turned, Blaise dropped an extra lily reed into the cauldron. As they turned around, it started bubbling over. Both boys looked at each other, "What did you do?!"

Then, the inevitable happened, it exploded.

The intier class room was covered in a sticky orange sap-like sludge. Snape turned around furious, "Potter! Malfoy! Detention immediately after class, you'll be cleaning all this up… with out magic. Fifty points from each of you, class dismissed."

Blaise walked by Draco and muttered, "Sorry mate, just trying to relieve my boredism."

"NOT A WORD!!!!" Draco screamed after him as he ran from the room. Harry just turned and set for work, rolling his eyes at the Slytherin pair.

- - - -

"You can at least try and help." Harry grumbled scrubbing at the floor with a soapy brush. Draco looked at him and raised an eyebrow before knocking over the bucket full of water and soaking most of Harry.

"What the bloody hell is your problem?!?!" Harry shrieked jumping up. Draco only smirked then stated in a mocking tone, "Sorry 'mate', just reliving my boredism….. " Pausing, Draco realized what he said and frowned, "Wait, did I just….. DAMN YOU ZABINI!!!"Harry just smirked and to started laugh, as he resumed his early task, being as he did want to eat today, before rushing to another lesson.

- - - -

Meanwhile, Blaise Zabini sat outside the potions class, laughing so hard tears rolled down his face, as he waited for Draco. Finally gaining control of him self, and wiping away the last of his tears, he muttered, "And thus my boredom is satisfied, I win!"

Fin!