When the Wind Blows

by DJ Yellow

A Nuclear attack by Canada destroys all of South Park, and everyone in it except for Stan and Kyle we're killed by it. Will Stan and Kyle survive?

1. Chapter 1

When the Wind Blows.

Washington D.C.

Inside of the Oval Office, a little rabbit was sitting near a desk, with a Nintendo DSI XL in his hands. "The Hell? That's not fair!" He shouted, tapping all over the bottom screen.

A door was opened. "President Max. We have some serious problems." Said a Dog with a nice blue suit and a necktie.

The little bunny known as Max closed his DSI XL before saying, "What is it Sam? North and South Dakota are at war again?"

"Nope. Canada's at war with us again!" The dog known as Sam said.

"Aw crap, not those tree chopping, maple something hippies!" Max said, a little bit annoyed.

"Well, to tell the truth Little buddy, Canada's only at war with Colorado." Sam said.

Max scratched his head before saying, "Colorado? That ugly snowy state we got from Mexico? They could do anything to that piece of crap."

"But President Max! Canada's planning a huge ass nuclear strike! The hell are we gonna do to keep the rest of our Country calm?" Sam asked.

"Meh, Just send everyone those retarded Protect and Survive things we got from those British fellows."

"Well, Whatever you say, President."