What Is This Feeling?
TMNT Edition
Disclaimer: I don't own TMNT or Wicked, just the insane idea that resulted in this particular story.
Author's Note: Leonardo and the Shredder somehow ended up in a boarding school and sharing a room. This is what would happen. No flames.
Leonardo:
(Spoken) Dear Master Splinter and all my dear brothers…
Shredder:
(Spoken) My dear Karai…
Both:
There's been some odd mishap over rooming here at school:
Shredder:
But of course I'll kill the turtles:
Leonardo:
But of course, I'll bash his head in:
Both:
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond.
(Spoken) Yes…
There's been some strange mishap for you see my roommate is…
Leonardo:
Unusually and exceedingly sadistic and altogether quite disgusting
To the eyes…
Shredder:
Green.
Leonardo:
What is this feeling, so well-known to me?
Shredder:
I felt the second I knew who you were.
Leonardo:
My swords are sharpened:
Shredder:
My armor's polished:
Leonardo:
My brain is freaking!
Both:
What is this feeling,
Fervid as a flame?
Does it have a name?
YES…
Hatred, pure and clearly this is Hatred.
Leonardo:
For your claws
Shredder:
Your shell
Leonardo:
Your logo
Both:
Let's just say… I hate
It all. Ev'ry little skill,
However strong. Makes
My very blood begin to boil.
With pure and total hatred.
There's a strange exhilaration.
In such total detestation.
It's so pure, so strong!
No, I don't admit it came on fast,
Yes, I do believe that it can last,
So I will be hating, hating you
My whole life long!
Turtles:
Dearest Leo, you are just too calm,
How do you do it? I doubt that I really could!
He's a dreadful, stinking demon,
We intend to show our feelings,
Yes, dear Leo, you're a martyr!
Leonardo:
Well, these things do happen often…
Turtles:
Poor, poor Leo, forced
To reside with someone so
Sadistic and bad.
We just want to tell you…
We hate him too, dude!
We share your…
Both:
What is this feeling
Well-known to me?
I felt the second I
Knew who you were
My swords are sharpened,
My armor's polished,
Oh what is this feeling?
Does it have a name?
Yes…
Ahh…
Turtles in Background during Leo's and Shredder's duet:
Hatred, unadulterated hatred
For his claws, his eyes his logo,
Let's just say,
We hate it all!
Ev'ry little skill, however strong,
Makes our very blood begin to boil
With pure and total hatred,
AHH...
All:
Hatred!!
Turtles:
Hatred…
Shredder and Leonardo:
There's a strange exhilaration
Turtles:
Hatred…
Shredder and Leonardo:
In such total detestation
Turtles:
Hatred…
Shredder and Leonardo:
It's so pure, so strong!
Turtles:
So strong…
Shredder and Leonardo:
No, I won't admit it came on fast,
Yes, I do believe that it can last,
And I will be…
Turtles:
Hating…
Shredder and Leonardo:
Hating
For forever hating
Turtles:
Hating...
Shredder and Leonardo:
Hating,
Truly, deeply, hating you…
MY WHOLE LIFE LONG!!
Turtles:
Hatred
Unadulterated hatred
Shredder:
(slashing down)
DIE!
Leonardo:
Eeep! (Grabs katanas)