What I Want For Christmas
Summary- Cartman's Christmas list for Santa Clause.
WARNING: Some stuff might be lines from Invander Zim and light swearing.
Dear Santa Clause,
What I want for Christmas is some more Cheesy Poofs,
Some rollar skates,
New video games,
A new bike,
A new kitty,
A table made of cheese,
A chair made of cheese,
Kyle to stop being a fuckin Jew,
Kenny to take that damn orange hoodie off him,
Mr. Garrison to destroy Mr. Hat,
Mom to get me a new video game,
A Wii,
An Xbox 360,
An Nintendo DS,
A PSP,
A Playstation 3,
A flat screen TV,
A mansion,
And did I mention more Cheesy Poofs?
That's what I want for Christmas.
Love,
Eric Cartman
Sorry if it was too short for people, but its all the stuff I thought Cartman may ask for. Anyway Merry X-mas.