EUREKA D. DIAS
Kami, have I ever have done something to offend you? Please, let me know about it. I don't really have the time to deal with this otherwise. Seriously, why? Why did you just place an innocent fruit there? On my plate. When I was eating. Once again, what did I do? I really recommend you take socialization classes. I'm pretty sure you're lacking in that area.
I came back from that shitty town. Thank goodness, it was the weekend, still, who Invented workdays? Oh yeah, those guys. As in "we need to annoy those lazy people in This world." Yeah, them. I yawned. I sure was tired. As always. I went to my bed, and Well, went to sleep. Nothing, you know epic.
"Hey! Luffy! You need to pay for that!" someone shouted. "Mph! Ph!" a muffled voice. Not again. That brat. I groaned. Turning, and staying under the warm blankets. I glared at The alarm clock, it doesn't do its job. It was 9:00 in the morning. Damn those energy Drinks. Making rabid children. Not that I know they drink it. Still, damn it all. I removed the blankets off my body, and sat up. Stretching like a sleepy cat, while yawning, I was fully awake now. "Damn brat! You need to pay!" I smirked. That was the mayor, poor guy. "Mph!" oh, that. That was the town's clown. At least in my head. His name was Monkey D. Luffy. I sighed. I waddled my way into my bathroom, to dress up and wash Myself.
"I'm gonna be pirate king!" Luffy said irritated. "Hey, hey. Calm down. Here have this apple juice." the older red haired pirate said. The little boy took the cup, still frowning at being looked down upon. He had wild black hair, with charcoal eyes to match. He gulped down the cup, the older man couldn't hold it in afterwards. "Hahaha! Only little kids drink apple juice!" he slapped his lap. Luffy's face turned bright red from anger and embarrassment. I shook my head. "Damn you shanks!" he yelled. The rest of shank's pirate group laughed. The barmaid giggled. I sighed. 97 times that this same scene happened in front of me. I cut my pancake into half, folding it, adding more syrup, except since I wasn't paying attention I ate something very disgusting. Trying to spit it out, Mr. lucky- brings- bad- luck called my name. "Dias! You still have to do that match." Surprised, I accidently swallowed the thing. I blenched. I went into a coughing fit. "Hey, hey, hey! Are you alright?" Mr. lucky asked. Damn him, always bringing bad luck to anyone thus his nickname. He gasped. "Uh, do you even know what you're eating?" frowning, I looked down at whatever the hell almost made me puke. It was an awkward looking fruit, if it was even a fruit. 'WOAH!" Shanks exclaimed. "You…you just ate a devil fruit!" oh, so it was a fruit…wait. "WHAT!" I shouted. While everyone was looking at me, Luffy occupied himself. I didn't bother though. I had my own little issue to deal with. I immediately went into panic mode. "Bleh, this is disgusting!" everyone meant to only give a glance, but ended up staring. Well shit, Luffy also ate one of those weird fruits. "LUFFY! DID YOU EAT THAT?" shanks asked hoping he would say no, "Yeah, it doesn't taste that great." I face palmed, shanks attempted to make Luffy spit it out, but failed. "Tsk" Ha-ha shanks was pissed, oh wait but I'm screwed. Forget that I thought that. He seemed upset also, "Listen up Luffy, Dias. You two will never be able to swim, ever again." Huh? I didn't know that. Now is the perfect time to panic. Yep, I'll be gone for a while. I fainted.
Waking up after all that was not as easy as it seemed. I mean I ate a damn devil fruit! That was bad news and don't you dare say it's not. Are you a champion swimmer?
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That's what I thought. Now I might as well just quit the whole thing. I sighed. "Why the hell was that even there?" I mumbled to myself. Someone really please tell me I'm dreaming. "Sadly, your not." I jumped from my bed. Did I just say that out loud? I looked at a red- haired man; he was sitting in a chair. I frowned, was this guy watching me the whole time? Wait, I thought I was in the resturarant. I took a closer look and realized that this was Shanks. "What do you want brat?" and no, I'm not older than Shanks, I call everyone that whether they are older, younger, of a higher rank, or my age, they are all brats. He laughed, "You will never change will you." I stared at him. "Brings me back to when you were still a-"
"Stop." I said forcedly. He shut his mouth. He looked away, ashamed. "You won't be able to hide it for much longer. You do realize that right? When they find out about you, even I probably won't be much help." I looked away. "I know that. Still they haven't shown any signs of knowing." He sighed.
"I never wanted to be one in the first place." I said quietly.
"I know." he said softly. "I know."
The door slammed open. Startled both shanks and I looked at the open door. "Join my crew!" Luffy yelled. I looked in surprise at the brat. Crew? Shanks looked around nervously. "Hell no, brat." I answered right away. Luffy didn't lose his determination though. "Be my Nakama!" I stood up, and turned away. Keeping my anger in check. "Look brat. You don't give that name to everyone that you meet. How do you know I'm trust- worthy?" I asked. "If you do that to people, you won't get far in life." I saw the kid from the corner of my eye. "I know that. It's just that you are trust- worthy." I couldn't handle the situation anymore. "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" I screamed. I was about to slap Luffy, but Shanks had caught my arm. "Luffy, now is not a good time." Shanks told him. Luffy stepped back. He nodded sadly, and left feeling guilty. "You can let go now, Shanks." I said agitated. He glared at me. "What's your problem?" he said angrily. "I understand from your past and all, but Luffy's just an idiot." I tugged at my arm. He tightened his grip though. "You don't have to slap him." He continued. I glared, "Shut up brat." I told him. His eyes softened, maybe because he knew me for so long, or because I always called him that. I cannot tell. He let go, and left. Closing the door behind him. Distressed, I laid down on my bed. Not even knowing that I feel asleep
A/N: So how was it? i hope i kept the characters in check...i really have no idea if i did a good job... so yeah, Eureka D. Dias is a girl, with a troubled past. that I won't reveal till later... like how when One Piece first started... they showed Luffy's past in like... episode four? well for me i'll put in like... the third chapter...