This is a transcription from an audio record found on an old abandoned house.
She: 'Morning.'
He: 'Morning.'
She: 'Why are you doing?'
He: 'I'm recording our moves. If you fall from the stairs, I can post on the Internet.'
She: 'I could be funny if I wasn't pregnant from twins.'
He: 'Oh yeah, I forgot.'
She: 'I'm eight-mouths.'
He: 'I though you just ate too much candies.'
She: 'Forgot you are not the father too?'
He: 'Maybe that's why I forgot.'
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She: 'Why are you not using a camera?'
He: 'It was out of batteries.'
She: 'You bough batteries for the audio-recorder.'
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He: 'Ok, I say it. I was searching on the Internet and I found that many brutal killings and suicides happened on that house!'
She: 'I know, people dies on every house.'
He: 'But that one is special... It's HAUNTED!'
She: 'No need to scream, I'm just here!'
She: 'Still thinking there's ghosts?'
He: 'Yes, but they will wait until we sleep to attack.'
She: 'That's nice.'
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...ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh...
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He: 'You heard it?'
She: 'No, what?'
He: 'Then that's a ghost!'
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She: 'I'm going to bed.'
He: 'I'm going with you. I will let the recorder here, recording.'
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...WOOSH!