Disclaimer: None of this is mine. Sailor Moon belongs to Naoko Takeuchi, DBZ belongs to um...that guy whose name I can't remember, and Who Wants to be a Millionare belongs to some big corporate TV executive guy.
Who Wants to Make 5 Bucks?
Announcer-Welcome to Who Wants to Make 5 Bucks! And here's your host, Rego Phibla!
Rego-Thank you! Today on Who Wants to Make 5 Bucks, we have 5 new contestants that are trying to make
5 bucks! They are:
Son Goku
Mizuno Ami
Kino Makoto
Aino Minako
and
Hino Rei!
But if any of them want to have a chance to win, they have to answer the Fast Fingers question first. And here
it is!
Q. Put the Three Lights in order from tallest to shortest.
A. Kou Seiya
B. Kou Taiki
C. Kou Yaten
Rego-And we have a winner! Aino Minako, come on down!
Minako-OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs to podium thing and sits down::
Rego-Well, you certainly seem enthusiastic about this. Was that question easy for you?
Minako-You bet!!! I just love the Three Lights!! ::waves:: Hiiiii Yaten!
Yaten-(in audience with Seiya and Taiki) ::sighs and shakes his head::
Rego-Well, let's get this show started. The $1 question:
Q. What does the word "kawaii" mean?
A. paper
B. cute
C. cheesehead
D. Batman
Minako-Gee, Rego, that's a tough one. I think I might have to use a lifeline for this one...
Yaten-::stands up and yells:: For God's sake, Mina, you're from JAPAN!!! You say that word all the time!!!
Minako-Really? But you know I'm not very good with definitions...
Yaten-::face turns red with anger and he has to be led out of studio by Taiki::
Rego-Well, now that we've gotten rid of that, eh, distraction, have you gotten an answer for the question yet?
Minako-Rego, I think I'm gonna phone a friend.
Rego-alright, who do you wanna call?
Minako-I think I'll call Yaten on his cell phone!! ::giggles::
Rego-Alright, we are calling Yaten. ::ring ring::
Yaten-Minako, it means CUTE!!!!!! CUTE!!!!!!!!! you're an IDIOT!!!!!! ::hangs up::
Minako-Wow, how did he know that was me? ::giggles::
Rego-Yaten said, B, cute. Is that your final answer?
Minako-Well, last time I trusted Yaten on a problem, he said the wrong answer, so I'm gonna say
C. Cheesehead. Final answer.
::dramatic pause::
Rego-Well, I'm sorry Minako, you should of trusted Yaten on that one. The right answer is B, cute.
Minako-That's okay. This was kinda boring anyway. I'm gonna go find Yaten! ::giggles and runs out door::
Rego-Well, she certainly was a vivacious contestant. But now we have a new contestant vying for
a spot on the hot seat. And he is...
Professor Tomoe!
Tomoe-::waves::
Rego-Here's the next Fast Finger question
Q. Put the following letters in order from first in the alphabet to last.
A. A
B. B
C. C
D. D
Rego-And we have a winner! Son Goku, come on down!
Goku-::blinks:: Me?
Rego-yes, you. Come on down!
Goku-Alright. ::walks down to podium::
Rego-Alright, let's start the game!!
The $1 question:
Q. How many members are in N*Sync?
A. 2
B. 3
C. 17
D. 5
Goku-That's an easy one. D, 5. Final Answer
Rego-And you're right! Son Goku, you've just won one dollar!
The $2 Question
Q. What is 2+2?
A. 55
B. 1
C. 4
D. -4
Goku-Man, are you playing me? That's C, 4. Final answer.
Rego-Goku's on a roll today! But let's stop wasting time!
The $3 Question
Q. What color hair does Meiou Setsuna have?
A. dark green
B. red
C. purple
D. yellow
Goku-I went out with her in high school, so I should know. The answer's A, dark green. Final answer.
Rego-And Goku's won 3 dollars!
The $4 Question
Q. How many people are in the Amazoness Quartet?
A. 3
B. 4
C. 7
D. 1
Goku-::blinks:: Just how easy can these get? B, 4. Final Answer.
Rego-He's won $4! But now here's the hardest one, the $5 Question!!!!!!
Q. What does the equation "e=mc2" describe?
A. The Theory of Relativity
B. Newton's Law of Physics
C. Tomoe's Law of Insanity
Tomoe-Hey!
D. Clinton's Law of Lying
Goku-::sighs:: This was just too easy for me. The answer is A, The Theory of Relativity.
Rego-Final answer?
Goku-Yes.
Rego-Are you sure?
Goku-Yes, I'm sure.
Rego-You still have all 3 lifelines. Are you really sure?
Goku-Yes, I'm sure. Final answer.
Rego-Now, Goku....
Goku-I said I was sure dammit!!!!!!! KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::blows Rego to dust::
Goku-The NERVE of that guy, geesh! ::walks off with check for $5::
Announcer-Well, we're out of time for today. Be sure to join us next time on Who Wants to Make 5 Bucks!
Of course, if we can find a new host....
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