"This... doesn't look right..."
Bleach Drabbles
#1 Fishy Birthday - Hanatarou Birthday Drabble
By: Kyliwolf
Word Count: 210
Disclaimer: Don't own Bleach, never have never will.
Beta'd by: Selim Nagisokrov
The suprise party set up for Hanatarou was not going as planned, that was for sure.
The cake that was supposed to be a pink and white bunny turned out... just wrong. Instead of being a cute thing with floppy ears it took the shape of a raise spilt erection with disproportionate testicles. what made the picture take the part further was the white frosting spread around the originally pink rabbit, in the messy shape of 'Happy Birthday!'
"I want to know whose sick idea it was to make this." Unohana-taichou was not too happy about the way the partywas going, her kind disposition long gone.
To top the cake off, someone decided to be nice and make homemade ice cream. Fish ice cream. With a fish's head sticking out of the center, staring directly at everyone.
Blowing into a party horn, Hanatarou nervously stared at the silvery plastice that flattened out with air. Someone in the back, in snickers, told him to blow out the candles on his cake. His gaze turned to the just lit candles, counting them in his head. Four more than needed. As he blew out the candles, he though, 'Another year of this shit, lord please strike me down.'