I was tired of my hot dog, I've been eating them too much
Like a left over hamburger, from speedway
While I was eating my hot dog, I was watching the race
And in the kitchen there was a letter that I read:
If you like working speedway and getting caught in the rush
If you're not in to speedway, if you have a slow brain
If you like stealing food at midnight in the darkness of the kitchen
There is the food you've been looking for, save some for us and share
I don't think about eating hot dogs, I know it sounds weird
But I just love eating hot dogs and I've been eating them since
So I told the kitchen crew, took out some paper
And I know I'm not a worker, I thought it wasn't that bad
Yes, I like working speedway, and getting caught in the rush
I'm not that much into health food, I am into cappuccinos
I've got to work tomorrow and get people's orders
At a speedway called Irwindale where we'll plan our food
So I waited with joy and customers started coming
I knew some people, I knew how they looked
It was some of my friends and they said, "hello"
And we talked for a moment, and I said, "I didn't know"
That you liked working speedway and getting caught in the rush
And the feel of the pressure and the taste of the soda
If you like stealing food at midnight in the darkness of the kitchen
There is the food you've been looking for, save some for us and share
If you like working speedway and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into speedway, if you have a slow brain
If you like stealing food at midnight, in the darkness of the kitchen
There is the food you've been looking for, save some for us and share