Master Chief in the Grocery Store Cronicles
Master Chief was hungary one day and he noticed that he was low on food. "Shit, he cried, I need money!" Then Master Chief killed 3 elites and got there money. Then he went to the nearest Space Mart to get stuff. When he got there he noticed that there were many elites, grunts, jackles, and hunters. There was two grunts that were reading the news paper and were shocked at what they saw. Master Chief bought a news paper and saw what they were looking at. "Holy butter biscuts"
screamed Master Chief. The headline said: 3 elites were killed this afternoon by a soldier by the name of Master Chief! Master Chief runs next door to the costume store and buys an elite outfit. He goes back into the grocery store and goes to the meat department. Master Chief sees chuck roast for sale and says "Hmm, I wonder what chuck roast taste like because i've been eating fucking rations for 5 years"
Master Chief was curious at what it tasted like so he opened one up and took out his sentinel beamout of his pocket and shot it at the chuck roast to heat it up. An elite comes at him and says "You can't do that!" "Hell yeah I can" Master Chief responed. Then Master Chief shot the elite with a plasma pistol. Then he got more chuck roast and put it in the buggy. Master Cheif rolled into the vegetable isle. He then saw Sarge from red vs. blue.
"Arrghsaid Sarge, I'm a redneck!" Then Doughnut comes from behined and said "Where are the tampons?" "Isle 5"said Master Chief. "You are a Fagget" said Sarge to Doughnut. "Maybe" repiled Doughnut. "Oh god" screamed Sarge, "I can't belive that one of me men is gay!" "Bye Sarge!" said Master Chief. "Crap, I got termites in me leg" yelled Sarge as Master Chief walked away. Then It was off to the sweets isle. Master Chief literally flew down the isle grabbing skittles, snickers, and other sweets. "Taste the rainbow" said Master Chief in an irish accent as he grabbed candy. As he walks down the isle he sees grunts and elites looking at him angrily. He looks around and he sees that his head of the elite costume has fallen off. "Crap" screamed Master Chief as he grabbed 2 fuel rod cannons off the rack. Then he ran outside with his buggy. "I had coupons, but I like the 5 finger discount better!" said Master Chief. He shoots to bullets and blows up the Space Mart. "10 points!" he says. Then he drives off to the xxx video store to watch porn!