Note: Shang Tsung, Kitana, and Reptile don't belong to me or my sister. They belong to Netherrealm Studios. My sister and I merely wrote this fanfiction.
One day, Shang Tsung decided that he needed to freshen up his evil lair. So, he went to Kitana's flower garden and killed all the flowers. The flowers that survived the poison were stolen and taken back to his hideout. As Kitana was gathering her gardening supplies, she couldn't help but get the feeling that some moles ate the roots of her flowers. That's when she saw a small trinket on the ground that looked very misplaced. She then put the trinket up only to step in a corrosive green liquid that almost instantly dissolved her sandals. The sandals were given to her by her late parents as a grow-into gift. They were a size 7 and identical to the pair that her mother Sindel always wore. Her father Jerrod told her, "When you get the same age as mommy, you can wear the same kind of shoes she wears,". She was overjoyed the day she tried them on and they fit perfectly. This enraged the princess, who immediately sought out Reptile so she could get an explanation from him as to why he didn't clean up the acid puddle he had made.
"REPTILE!" she yelled. "Yes, madam?" he asked. Would you mind explaining why you left this dis…
And that is the end of the first chapter of the most interesting story you will ever read. This is a warning for those of you who prefer a much darker tone. You will not find much of the blood, gore, and general violence here, for it is a far lighter parody of Mortal Kombat. Those of you who were hoping to read a fanfic that is more faithful to the canon may want to leave now.