Cloud Channel 6
The sequel to the hit fic Cloud Channel 5!
*Before I start, I would like to give a BIG thanks to Sephirouch for inspiring me to do Cloud Channel 5, the first. Strife News at 7 gave me the ideas for that. So a BIG thanks to him. Now, on to the fic!*
(the show starts at 7:00 on the button)
Cloud: Welcome folks! I am Cloud Strife, your host, and this is the crazy Yuffie Kisaragi and my wife Aeris!
Yuffie: Hi! Fuzz!
Aeris: Hi! (giggles)
Cloud: First up is…….hmm, let's see……Ah, here we go! Weather with….uh……..Seifer and Fujin! Raijin is with his lawyer today.
Seifer: Yeh, yeh, glad to be here, and all that shi'.
Cloud: Seifer!
Seifer: Lis'n! I don' give a damn 'bout what you might think.
Cloud: SHIT! Seifer!
Seifer: Whateva'. Anyway, to the crappin' weatha'.
Fujin: EAST IS CALM.
Seifer: Yeh'! East is calm. No anythin'. Squat! Jack diddley! ******* cream cheesy!
Cloud: Get him offstage!
Biff: BYE BYE!
Seifer: Hey! Let the **** go a' me! Ya wiggly shitholes!
Biff: Hee hee!
Fujin: WEST RAIN.
Cloud: Now, let's look at the stocks!
Fujin: BYE.
*STOCK CHARTS*
Hair Gel+1234
Cloud-B-Gone+5000 Cloud: Hey! What the-
Biff Remover+3400
Cloud: Let's now go to our top story: Does cheese improve vision?
Yuffie: YES! WHOO WHOO! Here, batta batta batta saWING batta batta batta-OW!
Cloud: Ha HA! I got you with my Spine Tingling Remote-Controlled Ass Kickin' Arms Flailin' Awesome Kick-'Em-All Gotta Catch 'Em All Cheesecopter!
Aeris: BWAHAHAHA! Cheese Japanese! Japanese Chinese Cheese!
Cloud: YAHOO!
Biff: (runs on stage) Can I do a little dance?
Cloud: NO!
Biff: Oh poo! Go poo!
Cloud: GRR!
Yuffie: Cheese….yeah!
Fujin: CHEESE GOOD.
Cloud: Um, it's 7:30. BREAK!
(and now kids, it's time for Fun With Barney!)
Barney: Super De Duper! My rocket launcher came in the mail! Super De Duper Pooper Scooper! *fires Rocket Laucher*
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoopsOOOOOOOOOOM!
Cloud: No!
*Reno appears wearing tights and long underwear with polka dots on them*
Reno: DAMMIT! I got stuck in a warp! Oh jeez….are those cameras? Am I on TV? Uh oh………AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
Lila: Uh, Reno, hi! Uhh……
Reno: This IS'NT what y'all think it is!
Sephirouch: Right…….sure.
Me: Hey! How'd you guys get on stage?
Sephirouch: We hid in the audience.
Me: I see. Okay then…..
Fujin: END PROGRAM.
Cloud: Right! It's time to go! Bye bye all!
Vincent:………
Yuffie: Can the dots!
Vincent: &^$% you!
Yuffie: Okay, go back to dots!
Vincent:……
Yuffie: That's better!
THE END!
Oh, by the way, soon there will be an author called Sephirouch/Torture Rack Cloud Fusion. Me and my friend Sephirouch (dead giveaway) will be writing joint fics for your pleasure. But don't worry-I will still write independent fics! Also, you will see a whole flood of new fics by me and Sephirouch.