Author - MoMo Uchiha
Pairing - Kakuzu X Hidan
Rating - PG Kissing included.
Warnings - Thx to our lovely Hidan there deffinitly will be swearing. I'm not good with swearing so don't be mad cause i use one word to much. If you are about to read this story I'm assuming you know that it is YAOI!
Summary- Hidan is tired of Kakuzu always paying attention to his money instead of him. So the jashinist decides to confront Kakuzu. What does Kakuzu do.
A/N: Now I don't really like to swear but this idea came to me so I had to write it. enjoy!
All Because Of Kakuzu's Money.
"Hey, Kakuzu! Stop fucking counting your fucked up money, and strain your shitty ears to listen to me for once!" Hidan yelled.
Kakuzu stopped counting his money and looked up at the Jashinist. He rolled his eyes and continued counting his money.
"There you go again, counting that shit. What the fuck is so special about that fucking paper anyway?"
"Someone has to keep all of this money in check." The stitched man said. Hidan got off of his bed and started to pace the room.
"Your to fucking obsessed with this fucking crap. Fucking money this, money that. You never fucking talk to anyone, not even me. I mean we are motherfucking partners and you barely ever talk to me, unless it is nessecery." Hidan ranted some more.
"Shut up, Hidan." Drawled Kakuzu.
" Or what? Are you going to count your fucking money in front of me? I'm so scared. I'm cowering in the fucking corner. Don't throw your money at me, bit-" Hidan was cut off by a pair of hot lips against his own. But as soon as they came, they were gone. Somehow through that, Hidans eyes closed. The Jashinist opened his eyes to find no one else in the room.
' Where the fuck did he go?' He thought. The silver haired man looked around the room and spotted the pile of money kakuzu was counting on the chair.
Puzzled by this and the kiss, Hidan walked out of the room, in prosute of the stitched man.
Hidan walked down the hallway and through the kitchen door, hopeing to find him there. He looked around and only saw Deidara.
"Deidara have you seen where the hell Kakuzu went?" Hidan asked. Deidara scared by Hidans sudden apperance, shook his head.
"Sorry dude, I haven't seen the kid, yeah?' The jashinist left without another word.
'where did he fucking go' Hidan asked himself. Hidan ran down another hallway and through another door, this time leading to the living room. Inside were most of the members. They were all watching the news. He walked in front of the tv and everyone looked up at him.
"Did any of you see where the fuck Kakuzu went?" All the members shook their head no, except for Itachi.
"He ran outside." Again without another word Hidan left the room. He whipped the door open and stalked outside. Hidan focused on Kakuzu's Chakra signature. It was coming from above him. He looked up and saw the person he was looking for sitting on a branch. Hidan jumped up, with ease, onto the branch.
"Why the fuck did you leave like that? And what the hell was that about?" Kakuzu stiffened and turned to face Hidan.
" The kiss was to shut you up. I left afterwards because I thought i ruined our friendship. I don't want to lose you. You are the most special thing in my life, besides money. I never eve-" Kakuzu was to busy talking to notice Hidan pull his mask down and kiss him.
When they broke apart , Kakuzu was puzzled.
"Wh-what was that for?"
"To get you to shut the fuck up."Hidan smirked and pulled the stitched man into another kiss.
A/N:
I hope you liked it.
Hidan: Best fucking story ever!
Mo: See I knew you liked him.
Hidan: NO I never said I liked him I said I liked the story
Mo: Your in denyl.