I am Hercules, Son of Zeus. I have been bored guarding the Mediterranean that the god of doorways (Janus) should really do, so I am telling my stories that no one knows in this…Diary. As you know I am now a god but I wish I wasn't sometimes (don't tell my dad). He tricked me and now I am stuck here in the Mediterranean.
-June 5, 1926-
While I was just lying around a strange vibration was in the ground. Boom! Boom! Boom! I got a felling that there was someone trying to get past me... or maybe something. A crack appeared in the ground, Fire suddenly emerged. At this moment I knew it was either a hydra, a dragon, a dracon, or a gone-insane Hephaestus. Then I realized it WAS a hydra, a five headed fire-breathing hydra. It couldn't get his big fat body out so his heads were like a giant whack-a-mole game, going in and out and all that stuff.
I leaped up and punched a neck so hard its neck fell off… here comes another head. "Aim for the eyes Heracles" I thought. I was strong but the hydra was to fast to be precise. I punched he dodged, he spews fire and misses. Suddenly, I felt a powerful burning sensation then I was hit…
When I awoke the hydra was gone, then I looked toward Rome. He pasted the Mediterranean! I couldn't leave my post so I sent an Iris message to Zeus. I begged to go fight him but Zeus kept insisting to let Rome fall and only leave if it goes to Greece. I couldn't let innocent people die, so I left no mater what the punishment was. The sun was coming near I will need to get Apollo to help. Using an Iris message I got him to take me to Rome. Now a rematch is SO on.
As Apollo and me raced toward the hydra in his sun chariot the sky turned black lightning struck I knew Zeus was VERY irate. I wish that he was a bit kinder. The hydra was minutes away from Italy. "Go!" I told Apollo. The chariot reached the hydra in time. I stupidly jumped off the chariot and landed on the hydra's middle head (out of seven) BOUNCE! BOOM! WHACK! THOMP! The battle was horrible I hit he spewed. I jumped on his heads back and forth, up and down, and side to side. I pounced on the body scrambled to the ground, picked it up and threw him in the Mediterranean.
Then Apollo told me something SEE ZEUS NOW! He is waiting.