Disclaimer:
Ryan: We own nothing here but us, right Mike?
Mike: (shakes head) To publish this, we had to sell certain rights.
Ryan: Do we still own us..?
Mike: Konami does.
Ryan: Son of a B***********H!!
Mike: The h**l?
Ryan: o-0
Mike:(in tears) There is no God!!
Some Screwy Metal Gear Fic
Chapter 1: The Legacy Begins
Mike's house
Mike&Ryan are playing 2 PlayStation 2's each.
Mikey: Mike-man, you remember what your dad said about fusing the evils of Playstation games?
Mike:(playing Metal Gear: Substance and Metal Gear Solid)Right, kill Jack to reverse the fox-die program.
Ryan:(playing VR Missions and Sons of Liberty)
Mikey: Are you two even listening to me?
Ryan: Then complete all VR missions to unlock infinite ammo wig.
Mikey: The h**l!?
Mike: Then kill Solidus to discover the true origins of exoskeletons.
Mikey:(on the verge of tears) I HATE ALL OF YOU!
Mike:(actually listening) There's only two of us...
Ryan:(finishing Mike's sentence) dumb-ass.
Mikey: Screw you guys, I'm going home.(opens the door, only to find a swirling red vortex) guys, I think you pissed someone off.
A silence passes
Mike: Satan again?
Mikey: Probably.
Ryan:(looks over) It's just a swirling red vortex.
Mike:(still fixated on the two screens) From Diablo II?
Ryan: Yup.
Mike: Yeah, its Satan again.
S.R.V.: I am not Satan.
Mikey: Wow, the dark lord sounds like a chick!
S.R.V.: I am not the DEVIL!!
Mike: But you're a little b***h.
S.R.V.: I am NOT!
Ryan: But you are a piece of s**t.
Mike: D**n right.
Mikey: Yep.
A demonic roar silences
S.R.V.: Good, now that I have your attention-
Ryan: We have detention?!
S.R.V.: No, I want you to listen to me!
Mike: My dad broke his knee?!
S.R.V.: You're doing this on purpose!
Mikey: There's no purpose to our miserable lives?!
Mike: Weak.
Ryan: Real weak.
Mikey: Go to Hell!
S.R.V.: The Hell with it!(a large vacuum pokes out of the vortex and sucks in Mikey and Ryan)
Mike: Ah well.
S.R.V.:(pokes out another one)
Mike:(not effected) (Sing song voice) Not effected!
S.R.V.:(gets pissed and uses another one)
The PS2's are suddenly sucked into the S.R.V.
Mike:(sounding more hurt then Snake when Fox is killed) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
He makes a dramatic dive into the vortex, but gets stuck half way in.
S.R.V.: This is just B.S.
The Vortex forces itself so hard it turns blue, green, white, black an plad. Finally he is devoured.
S.P.V.:(lets a HUGE one rip from pushing so hard) Poopy...
The house then collapses
Author's note: Yes, the damn vortex farted. The fart destroyed the house.
Oh, we cried in the disclaimer 'cuz we got edited.
Ryan: We own nothing here but us, right Mike?
Mike: (shakes head) To publish this, we had to sell certain rights.
Ryan: Do we still own us..?
Mike: Konami does.
Ryan: Son of a B***********H!!
Mike: The h**l?
Ryan: o-0
Mike:(in tears) There is no God!!
Some Screwy Metal Gear Fic
Chapter 1: The Legacy Begins
Mike's house
Mike&Ryan are playing 2 PlayStation 2's each.
Mikey: Mike-man, you remember what your dad said about fusing the evils of Playstation games?
Mike:(playing Metal Gear: Substance and Metal Gear Solid)Right, kill Jack to reverse the fox-die program.
Ryan:(playing VR Missions and Sons of Liberty)
Mikey: Are you two even listening to me?
Ryan: Then complete all VR missions to unlock infinite ammo wig.
Mikey: The h**l!?
Mike: Then kill Solidus to discover the true origins of exoskeletons.
Mikey:(on the verge of tears) I HATE ALL OF YOU!
Mike:(actually listening) There's only two of us...
Ryan:(finishing Mike's sentence) dumb-ass.
Mikey: Screw you guys, I'm going home.(opens the door, only to find a swirling red vortex) guys, I think you pissed someone off.
A silence passes
Mike: Satan again?
Mikey: Probably.
Ryan:(looks over) It's just a swirling red vortex.
Mike:(still fixated on the two screens) From Diablo II?
Ryan: Yup.
Mike: Yeah, its Satan again.
S.R.V.: I am not Satan.
Mikey: Wow, the dark lord sounds like a chick!
S.R.V.: I am not the DEVIL!!
Mike: But you're a little b***h.
S.R.V.: I am NOT!
Ryan: But you are a piece of s**t.
Mike: D**n right.
Mikey: Yep.
A demonic roar silences
S.R.V.: Good, now that I have your attention-
Ryan: We have detention?!
S.R.V.: No, I want you to listen to me!
Mike: My dad broke his knee?!
S.R.V.: You're doing this on purpose!
Mikey: There's no purpose to our miserable lives?!
Mike: Weak.
Ryan: Real weak.
Mikey: Go to Hell!
S.R.V.: The Hell with it!(a large vacuum pokes out of the vortex and sucks in Mikey and Ryan)
Mike: Ah well.
S.R.V.:(pokes out another one)
Mike:(not effected) (Sing song voice) Not effected!
S.R.V.:(gets pissed and uses another one)
The PS2's are suddenly sucked into the S.R.V.
Mike:(sounding more hurt then Snake when Fox is killed) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
He makes a dramatic dive into the vortex, but gets stuck half way in.
S.R.V.: This is just B.S.
The Vortex forces itself so hard it turns blue, green, white, black an plad. Finally he is devoured.
S.P.V.:(lets a HUGE one rip from pushing so hard) Poopy...
The house then collapses
Author's note: Yes, the damn vortex farted. The fart destroyed the house.
Oh, we cried in the disclaimer 'cuz we got edited.