On the Massive, in a small lab, in a REGECT box, a small shape moved.
A robot poked its head out of the box. Its bow indicated it was a girl. Her silver metal gleamed, and two neon green eyes glanced around fearfully.
When it appeared the coast was clear, she jumped out. Her chest plate was green too, and so were her antenna topper, wrists, and shoulder things. She had a bright red bow around her antenna.
As she looked around, she saw a name on all the robots. SIR. She wanted a name. But more original.
"My names...erm...Holly!" She decided, and giggled.
"Now, to find my new master!" She said. A SIR stopped her.
"You may not pass! You are a defective!" It said.
"Defective? But I need a master!"
"Arg...GO AWAY!" The SIR said.
Holly ran around the SIR, and to the escape pods. She slammed the door in the SIR's face. She grinned.
"Driving abilities, kick in NOW!" She commanded. Her head filled with ways to drive a pod.
She got in one, and flew off.
"These are fast...WEEE!" She laughed.
"Yay! Imma sing the fate song! Cause imma find the master I was FATED to be with!"
"Fate...fate fate fate fate..." She started.
On the Massive...
"SIR!" An Irken said. "One of the defects is missing."
"It escaped."
"NO! It may wreak havoc!...I must tell the Tallest..."
About a week later...
"Planet ahead." The computer said.
"Fate...OOOO WHATS THAT?" Holly said, and pressed her face against the window.
"Planet Earth." The computer said.
"OH TALKING THING! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!" Holly said.
"There is invader on planet." Computer said.
"OH LETS GO THERE!" She said happily.
The ship crashed. Holly laughed.
"Ship go boom! Ship go boom!"
"HI FRIEND!" A high pitched voice, not unlike her own, shouted. Holly looked up. A green dog was waving.
"HIIIII DOGGY!" She said.
The dog jumped down.
"My names Gir!"
"My names Holly!" Holly said.
"WANT A WAFFEL?"
"YESH!"
"HERE!" Gir gave her a waffle.
"NOM NOM NOM NOM OH YUMMEH!" She said.
"I made it!" Gir said.
"KEWL! IM LOOKING FOR A MASTER!" Holly said.
"COME MEET MY MASTER, HOLLY!" Gir said.
"Master..? WAIT! ARE YOU A SIR?" She asked.
"HOWDA GUESS?" Gir took of the dog suit. He was a SIR.
"Oh, HAI! GIR! I would be happy to meet your master!" Holly said happily.
"YAY!" GIR said.
He ran to a house, and banged the door.
"MASTER! MASTER! MASTER! MASTER!" He called. A groan came from inside.
An Irken opened the door.
"HI GIRS MASTER!" Holly waved.
"GIR...?" The Irken said.
"This is my new best friend, Holly! She's looking for a master!" GIR said.
"..."
"AWWWWWWWWWW..." Holly made her eyes huge. "PWEASE?"
The Irken sighed. "Ill be your new master." He said, and rubbed his temple.
"Why does New Master look strange?" She said. Her new Master had on strange eyes and hair.
"Come in, and I will show you."
She ran in, happily.
Her master removed the disguise, and was normal.
"MASTER? WHERE DID YOU GO?" She said.
"Im right here Holly, its me!" Master said, waving his arms.
"OH! HAI!" She said.
"INTO THE TOILET!" Her master commanded.
"YAY!" She dived in the toilet. GIR did the same.
"HAI GIR!" She said.
"HI HOLLY!"
Master flushed the toilet.
"YAY!" She squealed, as they spun around.
They landed in a lab.
Holly saw a picture of master, with words, ALMIGHTY ZIM! OHH! MASTERS NAME IS ZIM! KEWL!
She squealed and ran in a circle.
Holly stopped suddenly, straitened her bow, and continued running.
Master Zim came in, and pressed a few buttons.
GIR handed Holly a remote squid. (From the Halloween special!)
They squealed and played with it.
Holly saw Master Zim talking to the Tallest.
"My Tallest, a SIR unit came here. She wanted a master, so I said I would."
A Irken whispered something to the Tallest.
"Ah, Yes Zim. That was...a...erm, gift!" Red said.
"And its not unstable at all!" Purple said. Red smacked him.
"Thank you my Tallest!" Master said.
Holly rubbed her antenna. I was no gift...IM PERFECTLY STABLE! She thought.
"Well, Holly, come along, lets get you a disguise." Master Zim said.
"K!"
She was fit into a lime green dog costume, sort of. She was black were GIR was green, and green were GIR was black.
The next day...
GIR woke Holly up.
"WAFFELS! LETS MAKE WAFFELS!" He said.
"WOO!" Holly said happily.
GIR showed her how to make waffles.
Master came up.
"Master! Im showing Holly how to make waffles!" GIR said.
Master got mad at GIR.
"No, GIR, no waffles!"
"WAAAA! WAAAA! WAAA-"
"ALIRIGHT! ILL HAVE SOME!"
"ALMOST DONE!" Holly shouted.
She threw M&Ms in the mixture, grinded them up, and cooked.
"DONE!" She cried happily.
She brought out the finished waffles.
"Here, Master, and here, GIR!" She said.
Master stared at GIR.
"YAY!" He shouted, and ate his whole. "HOLLY! YOUR GREAT!" He shouted.
Holly beamed.
Half an hour later...
GIR and Holly were rolling on the floor, laughing.
Master had ADORED her waffles.
Holly was so happy she spazzed, which made GIR laugh, which started more laughter.
Holly wiped her eyes and stood up.
"Master?" She called.
"He's at stupid skool!" GIR said.
"NO ADULTS! PAR-TAY!" Holly cheered. She took of her disguise, and so did GIR.
She grabbed a boom box, and started it.
A Skye Sweetnam started to play.
(Number one.)
I saw my boyfriend hanging with this girl that I hate
He didn't have to tell why last night he was late
I can't believe what you tell me
Your lies have come undone
Now I'm living on the run looking out for number one
GIR ran and got some suck monkeys. Holly made bacon.
I took a ride to the city
Had to get out of this place
I just can't stand the pity
When the tears fall down my face
I used to think it was over
But its only just begun
Now I'm living on the run looking out for number one
They ate and then jumped up.
"IMMA DANCE LIKE A MONKEH!" GIR cried.
"WOOT! IMMA LIKE THAT TOO!" Holly cheered.
One day you'll see me but only when your dreaming
One day you'll say I was the one
I hitched ride on a Greyhound stashed away on a train
Bought a ticket for the subway
Playin' guitar in the rain
I wanna follow the rivers to an island in the sun
Now I'm living on the run looking out for number one
Holly grinned as GIR started to run in a random circle.
She followed him.
One day you'll see me but only when your dreaming
One day you'll say I was the one
Late at night trying to fight
I just might think about him
Right now I'm feeling fine
I'm better off without him ya!
One day you'll see me but only when your dreaming
One day you'll say I was the one
I know that on day you'll see me
I'll haunt you when your dreaming
One day you'll say I was the one
I'm number one
"WOOT! MORE!" Holly cheered.
GIR pressed another button on the radio.
(All Star by Smashmouth. MUH ALL TIME FAVE SONG!)
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
GIR and Holly both put an L to there heads. Then laughed at how STUPID they looked.
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the rule and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
GIR Ran into a wall, so Holly did the same.
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
"Should you be doing this?" The computer said.
"NOPE!" GIR said.
"OKAY!" The computer played the same song, louder.
The robo-parents came out.
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
"WOOT!" Holly cheered, at the party.
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
Holly glomped GIR, and rode him around.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire how about yours
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
"Fire?" GIR said.
"No, GIR, NO!" Holly cried. GIR burst into flames.
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Holly chased GIR around with a bucket of water.
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
She finally got him/
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the rule and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
The robo-parents ran not the wall many times.
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
They ran outside, in disguise, and threw Toilet paper on the houses next to them. Using the peoples own toilet paper.
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
They sighed, and sunk into the sofa.
At Skool...
Zim had a feeling something was wrong. He called GIR.
All he heard was laughing.
"GIR? GIR?" He called.
"HI MASTER! BYE MASTER!" GIR said. He hung up.
Zim sighed.
Holly and GIR ate tacos.
Holly jumped up.
"Oh, noodles! Master will be mad at this mess!" She said, pointing to the messy floor.
"So?"
"I dont want to displease master!"
"Oh."
"Cleaning Drive, Turn ON!" Holly commanded. Her eyes glowed.
Suddenly she zipped around the room, cleaning.
"Uh oh...I CANT STOP!" She cried.
"WEE!" GIR grabbed on to her ears, and rode her around.
Holly cleaned up outside, and suddenly ran into Zims lab.
She rearranged everything.
She ran back into living room.
"OHH THE MONKEY!" GIR said.
She froze.
"GIR! Im okay!" She cheered.
"The monkey!" GIR pointed.
"OH.." She said, removed her disguise, and sat down.
Master came back later.
"HAI MASTER!" Holly waved.
Master did a look, with one eye half opened, and other fully opened.
"What did you do when I was gone?"
"PART-" GIR started, but Holly covered his mouth.
"Part...part...SPARTA! Yeah! We had Sparta!" Holly said.
"What?"
"Um...its complicated..." She said.
"Hmm. Protect base, while I work."
He stepped to the toilet, the computer removing his disguise.
Suddenly Holly's sensors turned on.
"NO! INTRUDER!" She said suddenly. "IN LAB! INTRUDER!"
Master snatched a random gun. He went down.
Holly and GIR followed him down quietly.
A strange human was inside.
"DIB!" Master said. "WHAT DID YOU TO DO MY LAB?"
"But I did not do anything yet, Zim!" The human said.
"SILENCE!"
"Who is that big headed kid, Master?" Holly said.
"That is Dib."
"MY HEADS NOT BIG!"
"WHY IS YOUR HEAD SO BIG?" She asked Dib.
"Oh, so now you have ANOUTHER evil robot!" Dib said.
Master chased him out.
"Arg, he messed up my lab!" He said.
"Eh heh, yeah, Dib messed up the lab!" Holly said. "I did not do anything bad when you were gone. NOTHING! ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!"
"Good." Master Zim said.