High School is Killing Me!

Chapter 1: A weird start.

"One more day…I don't think I even want to go tomorrow…" Kagome sighed, looking over at her cat, byou

"Yeah, it's gonna be hell, like last year, and the year before that, and the—" Miroku babbled. He attempted to get up and get some water; the summer heat was melting him away.

Suddenly the phone rang. Both teens them shot straight up, the noise startled them. Kagome looked over to Miroku, giving a look telling him to get it, since he was closer. He let out a long sigh and picked it up on the third ring.

"Yo, Higurashi and Furyou residence, who do you need?"

"Either, Miro man! You're not going to believe this!"

"Does it include some one loosing money?"

"How did you know," the man said, giving a chuckle, "Me and Kags owe you about twenty hundred yen each! You were right! Inu broke up with Kikyo before summer let out! You got lucky by a day! Damn you!"

"Heh, Sessh, Sessh. You should know your own brother by now! He breaks up him her like every other month! Kikyo just wants him for protection!"

"What ever! Just come and get your damn money!"

"I'll get it tomorrow at school! Ha! We're in high school to you know!" Miroku grinned, thinking now he could black mail Sesshoumaru to the max now. Kagome and Miroku had known Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha since they were 5 years old. They were never really close with Inu though, he liked to be around Kikyo. All they could figure through out the years is that Inuyasha liked to ordered by her.

"I'll see you tomorrow then…" He grumbled and hung up.

"Sheesh! Talk about grumpy, and moody! I thought you were bad!"

Kagome just shot a death glare at him and left. She had to pick out clothes for tomorrow, the first day of school. It always took her hours. Miroku just ignored it. He went up to his room, turned some music on, and went to bed.

!#&&( morning, sheesh…

The sunlight seeped through the sheet curtains. The girl just whined in bed, and rolled over to face her clock.

7:25 a.m.

"WHAT!" Was all she screamed as she scramble to her closet to get the outfit she had previously selected last night on. She ran to the seconded bathroom next to the other one, occupied by Miroku.

"MIROKU! WHY THE HELL WON'T YOU EVER WAKE ME UP?"

"Maybe it's the fact that you slap me 75 of the time."

"Because you are touching my ASS!"

"Well, sorry! I though you liked it! You moaned a couple times!"

"Urr! Never mind about it now! Sorry I brought it up!" Kagome ran out of the door, still pulling her skirt on, her shirt was still half buttoned. Miroku just sighed, looking at the every day scene. He was use to it.

"Maybe that's why Sesshoumaru always blames Kags for my perverted side..." Miroku walked down the steps to the car that Kagome already started.

"Get in you baka!"

(&)$$ School, great…

Kagome grinned, as her lucked had kicked in again. She had got a pre-mo parking spot, and was twenty minutes early for school. Both of them looked around the courtyard for Sesshoumaru. He was so tall, it was a wonder it took them so long to find him. Sessh was two grades higher than them, but they were still the greatest of friends.

"Yo! Sessh!" Miroku waved his hand in the air to catch the demons attention. He was standing next to a tall, ebony haired girl.

"Oh look! Rin is with him!" Kagome pointed, walking towards them. She was practically dragging Miroku.

"Hello Kagome!" The perky twelfth grader greeted. She was the newest addition to their hang out friends. They had met her 3 years ago. Sessh found her all alone in Language arts class during a project.

"Hiyaas Rin! I haven't seen you in awhile! How have you been?"

"Not bad, you?"

"Can't really complain."

The girls giggled, while Sesshoumaru gave Miroku his money. Sesshoumaru grimaced at the thought of him spending it on more hentai.

"Don't worry! No hentai purchase this time!"

"Sure…"

The bell soon rang, sending every one to there first period classes. To Kagome, it was a pure miracle that she was stuck with Miroku for all of the basic classes. Four out of six classes with him, the other two classes were explo classes that she chose. P.E. and cooking were her explos, she was sick of take out food every other night. She could higher a cook with all the money she has, but she didn't like the idea of it.

She only ever spent her money when necessary. Of course unless she went on a shopping spree, she only did it to seem normal, which always lead up to having a hard time picking out clothes. Occasionally, when she went out on dates, Miroku would pick out the clothes if short notice.

"Now class, welcome to geometry! We will surely have fun this year! I want to warn you guys, I like to give projects allot. Most of them are quite simple though." The perky old man said, the class groaned in disapprovement, "but because of that, you guys don't get home work, unless it is unfinished class work. You really shouldn't ever home work in this class."

The mood seemed lightened by the last comment. The first class was 45 minutes long, like all the other classes, but some seemed longer than the other ones…

Kikyo was in their third and forth period class. For as long Kagome has even known that name, she knew it was trouble. Kikyo use to play with Inuyasha, while Kagome and Miroku played with Sesshoumaru. Kikyo always thought Kagome was lower class because of how she acted and dressed, but quite on the contrary, Kagome was way wealthier. Her dad had made a fortune before dieing.

Kikyo use to do things, and blame them on Kagome or Miroku. She always hated how Inuyasha's parents believed Kagome more than her though.

Kagome had moved in to an apartment with Miroku that summer, because it might have been easier on her mother, handling the business after her dad's death. Miroku had been living with them ever since his dad was assonated by Naraku. His father had played a very powerful part as a purifying monk in the Japanese mafia. He had done something disapproving, so he was eliminated.

"Class, class, settle down. I know you are excited by the first day of school and every thing, but I would like you to calm down!" The female teacher said in a very monotone voice.

"Motoko sit down! Nabeki, stop taking pictures for god sake!" The teacher hollered, she knew the students quite well since they were the same from last year. She had gotten fired from the middle school, and hired at the high school.

Since there weren't any real introductions that period, they worked on work sheet that teacher handed out. They were review from last year, though many of the students had a hard time with it.

"Umm, excuse me?" A girl with dark brown hair, and brown eyes poked Kagome in the back. Her hair pulled back in a ponytail, and she wore pink eye shadow.

"Yeah? Can I help you?"

"Well, you see I am new here and well, my school didn't go over this stuff, do you remember what year the United States signed the Declaration of Independence?"

"I believe it was 1766. Any thing else?"

"Umm, yeah what's—"

"My, my, Kagome, who is this?"

"Umm, I am not quite sure. I was just helping her with the sheets."

"Hi, I'm Sango, nice to meet you."

"I'm Miroku, nice to meet you too." He grinned big, starting to stare at her butt.

"Bad Miroku!" Kagome said, hitting him up side the head.

"I wasn't gonna do it! I swear!"

"Sure…" He said, rolling her eyes Sango just blinked in confusion.

"Will people stop saying sure to me like that!"

"Sure…"

"Gah!"

The bell just rang, it was time for lunch. All the tenth graders got up from there forth class and went to the cafeteria. It was quite crowded, Kagome went through the line, and got food for Miroku too.

"Lazy bum…making me get his food."

Kagome looked around out side where he said he would wait. He was under a close by tree next to Sango.

"Miroku, here's your food." Kagome said, placing the tray next to him as he talked to her.

"Oh thanks." He said, grinning very big.

"Umm, Miroku, why is there a giant red hand mark on your face?"

" I like Sango. She is almost exactly like you."

"He groped me."

"Obviously. He does it every girl he can, usually adds, 'will you bear my child?' also, but you probably found that out already."

"Nope. He does that?"

"He hasn't asked you? That's odd, are you feeling okay Miroku?" Kagome said sarcastically, putting her hand up to his forehead.

"I think I'm in love…" Miroku said, gazing at Sango.

"Snap out of it lover boy. Go get my binder, I left in class."

"I'll go get it, I got to get my pen any way."

"I shall follow!" Miroku mumbled, following Sango as she went towards the room. Kagome just sat as the two of them left.

"I am so happy we have a 45 minute lunch…"

"Hey, Kagome! Can I eat the baka houshi's food?"

"Huh?" She looked around to see if any one was near.

"Up here."

She looked directly above her to see Inuyasha. She just sighed, she remembered having a small crush on him from when she was way younger. They never really played, but when she did see him, and his adorable ears, all she wanted to do was touch those ears. One time she bent over to touch them while he slept, and he woke up angry and yelled at her. She never really ever spoke to him after wards.

"Well? Can I? I don't think there gonna come back."

"Why do you say that?"

"He is going to the clinic right now."

"What!" She turned her head towards the clinic area to see him walk through the door.

"I guess, go ahead…"

"Cool." He jumped down next to her and started munching on the food. Every once in awhile, he would look up, and study the people around him.

"Sooo…why did you break up with Kikyo this time?" Kagome said, trying to strike up a conversation.

"Well, she is just whore. I can't stand they way she treats me. Every time she is in danger, she comes to me hoping I will fight what ever it is off."

"You ever gonna go out again?"

"NO!"

"Hmmm…did you ever screw her?"

"Huh? What, no! Happy I didn't either! She was fucking other guys."

"Oh, well she turned in to crap."

"Yeah. I hated when we were little, she would black mail me into playing with her."

"What! We just thought you liked being ordered around by her!" Kagome started to giggle. "What did she black mail you with?"

"She use to threaten to tell my parents I was doing things I wasn't really doing. I have no clue why though, my parents never liked her any way."

"Then why have you been hanging around with her as long as you have been?"

"Bribery. She said one day she give me the Shikon no tama, but that's a load of bull. She doesn't even have it. I mean she ain't even—"

"I ain't even what Inuyasha?" Kikyo said snickered.

"I thought I smelt something bad."

"What! I smell wonderful!"

"Sure…you keep believing that. I hope you marry a ningen so he or she won't have to smell you the way I can. Go away hoe."

"What? That's preposterous! I am going to marry you Inuyasha! I know we are fighting now, but I know you will come back for me." With that, she walked away to class.

"Weird." They both said at the same time.

A/N: heh, isn't that just a weird beginning? Oh well, I hope that I up date soon.