I'm basically just talking to to RA peeps. My name shall be...FROZEN WAFFLES! Now I'm laughing super hard. Just kidding, I'll go with Writer's Block.

Man, now I want Frozen Waffles. Ooh! Ooh! FW. Yes, my name for this is FW.

Also this is purely to chase off some depressing shadows in my brain such as the fiend that's waiting for me under the pullout couch.

Edit: I just realized that on none of my stories did I put a disclaimer. SORRY! I own nothing but a small pocket of air that's rapidly depleting. Everything belongs to the one, the only, JOHN FLANAGAN!

"Hello, persons of this strange planet!" a voice sang out to literally the whole world. Even those darn Temujai heard this girl! "Has thee had a fine day?"

"What's with the strange talk..?" Halt muttered. Will shrugged.

"OH MY GOSH WILL YOU'RE SO SQUOOSHY!" the girl screamed, going into full-on fangirl mode.

"Ummm...kay?" Will said, very confused as to how he was "squooshy."

"Wanna talk crossbows Halt? I want to burn them all too," the girl continued. Halt shook his head at the miraculous mind-reading skills.

"And Gilan," the girl continued as the tall Ranger appeared with a poof of not smoke, but HOT PINK GLITTER! That stuck to Halt! "I think I can arrange for Jenny to come over." At this, a huge wooden ladle appeared (Will gaped before protecting his head with his arms) from which Jenny slide down from the spoon-part down the handle. It then poofed into gold glitter which also stuck to Halt.

"Can we please get out of the way of these charging Skandian raiders?" Halt asked in a sticky-sweet voice.

"Oh, ya! Sorry," the girl said apologetically.

They all poofed into Halt cabin with a poof of neon blue glitter that seemed to be attracted to Halt the way steel wool is attracted to magnets.

"And who are you?" Gilan asked, wondering whether to hug Jenny or to uphold his pride and reputation.

"I'm Frozen Waffles, or FW," FW said.

"Ok, now, how are you controlling us?" Will asked.

"I'm the author; duh!" the girl said, typing all this into a strange box that glowed.

"I LIKE BLUEBERRIES!"

And who announced this to the world? I'll give you three guesses. No, not Will. No, not Gilan. Seriously? Malcolm isn't even here! Yet.

"And this is relevant why exactly?" Jenny asked Halt. Halt glared.

"Because I found a blueberry trail leading into Grimsdell," Halt said, crossing his arms.

"I can't wait to visit Shadow!" Will cried, riding Tug bareback to the looming woods, completing the two day journey in literally two seconds with Tug being the fastest Ranger horse ever recorded by FW.

FW shrugged and they all appeared with a poof of bright green glitter this time in Healer's Clearing. Of course all of the glitter stuck to the pink, gold, blue, and now green sparkly Halt. It made his hair look wild and, dare I say, modern? Yes, modern! Or anime. Either one works!

"Well, guess I'm lucky I'm not being serious with this fanfic," FW muttered.

"You're writing me in a fanfic?!" Malcolm said, rushing out of his cabin. "Let's all have some Magic Coffee!"

"What's the difference between Magic Coffee and regular coffee?" Halt asked.

"How can you possibly not know?! Being a Ranger, I would've thought you would've known," Malcolm said, scolding. "Magic Coffee is coffee that grants you magical powers!"

"Everyone, come!" FW shouted, throwing her arms to the sky.

Alyss, Crowley, Pauline, Ferris (much to Halt annoyance), Caitlyn (much to Halt's delight), Evanlyn, Horace, Duncan, Arald, and several others appeared with all the colours of the rainbow neon glitter, which once again stuck to Halt. The poor Ranger had accumulated so much of the sparkly stuff, that he now seemed like a snowball! A bright, colourful, neon, sparkly, glittery snowball!

Will bent over double laughing, and bumped into Alyss how bumped into Crowley who bumped into Pauline who bumped into Ferris who bumped into Caitlyn who bumped into Evanlyn who bumped into Horace who bumped into Duncan who bumped into Arald, and so on.

This started a glitter fight because there was no snow and glitter randomly appeared out of nowhere!

It ended up with Halt winning, seeing as he just had to run over his victims to destroy them. After being disintegrated, the victim would then appear with a glob of applesauce in Castle Araluen.

Gilan was the last one to go, hiding in a tree. However Halt sculpted a glitter arrow and a glitter bow using the applesauce to glue it together and shut him.

Then they started a scavenger hunt in Castle Araluen to see who could find the Easter Bunny first.

Will started shouting and pointing, with FW typing furiously and using her magic to make the stuff happen, and he found the Easter Bunny which was actually the Grinch trying to steal Easter. Would he never learn? Leaving him to his stealing, FW mounted Tug and rode off into the sunset with all the Magic Coffee and Will and Co. screaming at her to come back because they wanted some Magic Coffee.