The Weekly Hans von Hozel Challenge, Week # 1: Lemons
Title: Make a Sexing on Batroom in Americas
I don't own Eric or Sookie; Charlaine Harris does.
One day, Sokkie was sit on Fangatasia in Americas.
She was hornie and want Eric now. She have a idea to make a sexing on batroom. He was lover of the happy kind with very super mega atributes.
She angry at all the Fangabangers. They want Eric and she want them away going. She wish all peoples disapear.
Her wish come truth.
Suddenly, scary blacky wormholee opened up and eated many peoples. Caos! Everybodie scream and make a running on the bar.
"Eric, we have to make a flying!" Sookie howled. He fly and drag her.
Then they danubed to her ideal batroom.
Sokkie open her mouth to make a talking. But Eric hornie and kiss her. Then he sexy splash her through a wall. She want no talk any more and become boiling.
"Sokkie, I eat you now!" He saided and fangged her neck. Than he rip all clothes so they are naked finally at last.
Afterword the fangging, he drinked her blod and compiled them together. He aded them fast and hard wacking her with big grancious P.
She scream and enjoy very much. His GP was a rare master of the art.
"Eric, I'm coming to explode! You make a exploding too!" And they did.
When they was hard fusing they no see the coming of horrible bomba.
Boom! White sparks and they are made a exploding.
Then they are dead. So it no was of the happy ending in the end.
They shoulda haved danubed to Eric batroom in Swedens. It was a savior bet!
A/N - No, my dear readers, my English didn't get worse. This was written just for fun!
This was very difficult to write, you guys! But the laughs I got out of it were worth it! Hope I made you laugh a bit too!
*Happy reading to you all*