May 4th
SCHOOL BULLETIN
Seiyo Junior High is proud to present:
RAPUNZEL!
Auditions and sign-ups are on May 4th and May 5th. Ever dream of wanting to be an actor? Do you want to work backstage? How about creating spectacular costumes?
AUDITION OR SIGN-UP, AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO BRAG THAT YOU HAD A PART IN THE PRODUCTION!
Amu Hinamori: So who's trying out for the school play?
Tadase Hotori likes this.
Rima Mashiro: School…play? What school play?
Amu Hinamori: Weren't you paying attention AT ALL when Nikaidou-sensei announced it?
Rima Mashiro: No, I was busy doodling Nagihiko.
Ikuto Tsukiyomi, Amu Hinamori, and Yaya Yuiki like this comment.
Nagihiko Fujisaki: ?
Ikuto Tsukiyomi: *raises eyebrows* what kind of doodles?
Rima Mashiro: EW NO NOT LIKE THAT IT WAS A HATE-DOODLE, OKAY?
Nagihiko Fujisaki: Ah. Could I see it?
Rima Mashiro: NO!
Yaya Yuiki: Yaya saw it! She'd drown Nagi with wpa42tu9pjiwfe
Amu Hinamori: What the heck? I knew Yaya had horrible spelling (it's not drown, it's DRAWN. Rima may be cruel, but even she wouldn't DROWN Nagihiko.), but not that horrible! Does anyone else know what wpa42tu9pjiwfe is? Is it some kind of Internet lingo I haven't caught onto yet?
Rima Mashiro: It was a keyboard smash made by her head. I snuck into her room while she was typing and whacked her on the head with a sledgehammer I found at the bottom of my backpack. Her head was surprisingly heavy. I'd always assumed it was filled with air.
Ikuto Tsukiyomi: Why didn't you want Yaya to describe your drawing to the rest of us? Something on it you don't want us to know about?
Rima Mashiro: NO!
Kairi Sanjo: Queen...you left your pink kimono at my house.
Ikuto Tsukiyomi: Blonde pipsqueak, did you and geeky green-haired ninja do something over the weekend?
Rima Mashiro: WHAT? I DON'T HAVE A PINK KIMONO! AND I DO NOT FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT KAIRI! EWWWW!
Kairi Sanjo: No, I meant former Queen, Nagihiko Fujisaki. And Ikuto Tsukiyomi-san, I am a SAMURAI, not a ninja.
Rima Mashiro likes this comment.
Amu Hinamori: How is Nagihiko the former Queen? Wasn't that Nadeshiko? By the way, Nagihiko, when is Nadeshiko coming back?
Nagihiko Fujisaki: *kicks Sanjo-kun really hard*
Kairi Sanjo: I mean, I mistook Jack for his sister, former Queen.
Amu Hinamori: Oh, I see.
Rima Mashiro: *snickers quietly into palm*
Amu Hinamori: ?
To: Nagihiko Fujisaki
Subject: When are you going to tell her
You ARE going to EVENTUALLY tell her, right? And how the hell did Kairi find out about you being Nadeshiko?
To: Rima Mashiro
Subject: Re: When are you going to tell her
Rima, be patient. I'll….eventually…tell her. And Kairi found out because Utau had me dance in her new music video and he was on the set helping his sister. Utau knows too, and Ikuto probably does.
Yaya Yuiki: Kairi is mean!
Kairi Sanjo disliked this.
Kairi Sanjo: Why, Yaya?
Yaya Yuiki: Kairi never tuck back his confeshun to Amu-chi! Does he still like her?
Amu Hinamori: ….Yaya….=_= It's not tuck, it's TOOK. It's not confeshun, it's CONFESSION.
Utau Hoshina: Why are you so interested in Kairi's love life, Yaya? ;)
Kairi Sanjo: No…I don't think I love Amu anymore…there's a different girl I think I'm beginning to love…
Yaya Yuiki: Who?
Kairi Sanjo: She's beautiful, strong, and optimistic…
Tadase Hotori: AMULET HEART?
Kairi Sanjo: No.
Nagihiko Fujisaki: Rima? She's beautiful, strong, and optimistic…when she's not being mean to me, at least.
Rima Mashiro: Nagihiko Fujisaki! YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!
Amu Hinamori: What's wrong with being called beautiful, strong, and optimistic, Rima?
Rima Mashiro: When HE'S calling me that, it's just like a slap in the face! Don't think I don't know you're being sarcastic, Nagihiko!
Nagihiko Fujisaki: But…I'm not being sarcastic…
Amu Hinamori: =_=
INSTANT MESSAGING
AmuH: Who's going to audition for the play?
TheIceQueen: Amu, your screen name is so boring…
AmuH: Shut up, Rima! My dad made me have it because he's afraid I'm going to get raped online!
TheIceQueen: Is that even physically possible?
CandyCandyandMoarCandy: Yaya's going to odishun toomaroe with Kairi!
TheIceQueen: Yaya, you spelled "more" wrong. You completely FAILED at spelling "audition" and "tomorrow."
KairiSanjo: Ace, if you want, I could tutor you after-school on spelling.
TheIceQueen: Another boring screen name. But then again, it's KAIRI we're talking about here.
CandyCandyandMoarCandy: NOT ACE! DON'T COLL YAYA ACE! NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE NOT ACE JUST YAYA!
TheIceQueen: That's a lot of NOT ACE's…oh, and Yaya, you spelled "call" wrong.
KairiSanjo: Okay…Yaya…
AmuH: Rima, are you auditioning?
TheIceQueen: No way.
AmuH: NO! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO AUDITION ALONE! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!
TheIceQueen: No fucking way. A new comedy show is premiering and I'm not going to miss it just to watch you prance around like the Tooth Fairy on crack and say a couple stupid lines.
AmuH: Rima! Watch your mouth! Yaya and Kairi are only twelve!
CandyCandyandMoarCandy: What's crack?
TheIceQueen: It's…sort of like candy…
AmuH: WHAT?
CandyCandyandMoarCandy: GIVE YAYA! GIVE YAYA! YAYA WANTS CRACK! SHE'S NEVER TRIED IT BEFORE!
AmuH: And let's hope she never will.
TheIceQueen: Maybe I'll give you some later…
KairiSanjo: Queen!
AmuH: WHAT? NO! AND WHERE WOULD YOU GET CRACK FROM, ANYWAYS?
TheIceQueen: Yaya on crack would be interesting…and I have my ways ;)
In case anyone is confused, here are the ages, grades, and classes. I researched up their birthdays to make sure everything would fit.
Amu, Rima, and Nagihiko: age 13, grade 8, Star Class.
Tadase: age 14, grade 8, Star Class.
Kairi and Yaya: age 12, grade 7 (Kairi skipped a grade), Moon Class.
Kukai (I know he hasn't made an appearance yet, but he will): age 14, grade 9, Moon Class.
Utau: age 16, grade 11, N/A.
Ikuto: age 19, first year of college, N/A.
I'm sorry about the profanity...if you've read my other fanfics you know that I don't curse on them...in fact this is my first time using profanity on a fanfic *sigh*.
Please review!