Don't ask me why Kakashi, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are living in the same house. Use your imagination so I don't have to use mine.
I do not own any of the characters. No matter how much I beg Kishimoto, he won't give the series to me.
Naruto couldn't sleep. He tossed, he turned, he flipped, he flopped, but nothing worked. Eventually, he decided that some warm milk would help him fall asleep. He tiptoed out of his room and crept downstairs into the kitchen.
Naruto poured himself a glass of milk and put in the microwave. He slowly sipped his drink until he heard a noise behind him. He turned around and…
"Sasuke, what the hell? Are you nocturnal or something?"
Sasuke stood in the door way with his arms crossed.
"Not tired."
"If you don't sleep you'll get lines like Itachi"
Sasuke's eyes widened.
"Couldn't you at least stay in your room?"
Sasuke looked toward the stairs and muttered, "Kakashi snores. Also, the noises coming from Sakura's room disturb me."
Naruto blinked. "What is she doing?"
"You don't want to know."
"Gosh, I'm not tired enough to sleep. How can Kakashi do it so easily? Oh well, nothing I can do about it."
"How about eating a little less sugar fat ass?"
"Shut up, emo."
"Hn. You're just afraid to admit that I'm better than you are."
"No way!"
Sasuke sighed. "Whatever. You're not worth it. So, what now? None of us want to sleep."
Naruto pondered this for a moment.
"Err…well, I did always wonder why Kakashi-sensei wears a mask…"
"Me too. Let's check it out."
Naruto and Sasuke crept into Kakashi's room. His loud snores and sleep-talking were even louder than before.
"Okay, I'll watch while you remove it."
"Fine. You're such a chicken, Naruto."
"Shut up…"
Sasuke slowly edged toward Kakashi's bed. He grabbed Kakashi's blanket, which was covering is face, and slowly…
"Ahh!"
Sakura's ears perked up at the loud, agonized scream. She quietly went to Kakashi's room.
"What the hell is going on here…?"
Sasuke and Naruto lay on the floor, trembling. Sakura looked up, and…
"Oh my god, Kakashi's a bishie!"
Kakashi's eyes shot open at the sudden, ear-piercing scream. It seemed to have come right from his bedroom.
"Who, what, where, when, how?"
He looked down and saw Sasuke and Naruto writhing like maggots on the floor.
Naruto's eyes pulsated and Sasuke kept repeating, "Mother…help me…"
He looked to his doorway and blood spurted from his nose.
"Sakura! Put some pants on!"
The girl looked down, screamed, and ran back to her room. Kakashi reached up to wipe his nose when he realized that something was wrong. His face wasn't covered!
"Nani?"
Sasuke got up and rubbed his eyes. Naruto curled into a ball like a pill bug. Sakura quickly ran back to Kakashi's room.
Kakashi looked around nervously. His students watched him intently from various places in his room.
"Boo."
At the sound of his voice, they all jumped up and scurried back to their rooms. Kakashi raised an eyebrow and lay back down.
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