BPOV
I don't think I've ever seen Edward act is he is now. As we scanned the tiny text and vulgar images scattered about the page in orderly lines, his flawless lips contorted into the most peculiar expression I have ever seen him wear, a mix between a grimace and a gape of horror. His beautiful topaz eyes were twitching on and off, causing his thick black lashes to bob up and down uncontrollably.
It was then when I noticed that my breathing was becoming erratic- pretty close to hyperventilation. As thehorror came to an end, I could see my features mirrored in the reflective laptop monitor gnarl in the same strange shape that Edward's were forming to, except, unlike Edward's, my chocolate brown eyes bugged out like a person who had just witnessed a gruesome murder.
Edward lifted his beautiful alabaster pale arms warily to the shiny, silver, not to mention expensive laptop computer. His long fingers gripped the pricey piece of machinery, or should I say monstrosity's glossy body as he flung it with all of his vampire strength across his golden colored room.
I could only see a silver blur flying across the room before I saw the computer's sickly end, leaving a monstrously large whole through the wall in its wake. I could see Jasper eyeing us suspiciously through the fresh whole in the Cullen's beautiful home. His blond brow furrowed, as he shook his head, and turned away, back to his extraordinarily difficult (for the human) studies.
It won't be long until they all come. I thought . oh, just a whole in the wall, no biggie. I wonder how they would react.
"red… speedo?..." was all I heard Edward mumble through clenched teeth, after everything.
I was grateful that he threw the horrible piece of crap against the wall. I never wanted to go on the internet again.
This story was inspired by insanity's partner, with her bella Edward fanfiction discovering adventures. I just wanted to get that straight. Instead, I made B and E discover fangirls.