Ahh, this is the life. Got mah best mates, a humongous cake, and a butt-load of gifts. This will probably be the best (and last) birthday I will ever have loike this. That's the downside of turning 12, you are excited about finally ranking high enough- though soon become low of the low again when you turn 13 and go into the Teens Next Door. Next year, it'll be serious. Though, as long as I have Nigel- mah leader whose loik an older brother to me who will guide me through life, Hoagie- mah best mate who cracks me up and battles me in video games, Abby-mah comrade whose loik a sister that likes to teases me on stuff the others don't notice and always has a calm mindset, and Kuki…she's…wow. She's kind, gentle, about to hand me a gift…A Gift! Wally jumped into awareness about reality. He was at his Birthday Party in the Kitchen of the treehouse with all his closest friends.

"Happy Birthday Wally!" Kuki said chipperly, she practically threw the present she got for him into his hands.

Same, same, Kuki. Wally thought as he started to open the medium sized box in his lap. Kuki stood and stared intensely as he opened the gift. What the…

"What the crud is this?" Wally whined, unveiling to the rest of the gang a metallic silver rainbow monkey with a giant silver star on it's belly. Wally notice the rest of the gang started to chuckle.

"It's a r-rainbow monk-monkey." Hoagie stuttered, trying to keep his boaster of laughing inside.

"Thanks Hoagie," Wally said sarcastically, "I mean why the crud Kuki you got me this trash! I'm freakin' 12…and a guy…Not a cruddy girl! I loike wrestling and hockey not…cruddy stuffed toys! What's wrong with you?!" Wally screamed in rage, regretting every word said as soon as he realized what just came out.

The rest of the gang was speechless, except one. "S-sorry Numbuh 4. I…I…gotta go guys. Bye, see you guys…later." Kuki sniffled, running to the treehouse exit as fast as she could.

"Way to go, smart one! Sure it's your birthday, but you didn't have to treat her like crap!" Abby yelled, about to smack him upside the head. Though, she recollected her emotions and walked away slowly. "Happy birthday, jerk," Abby slurred over her shoulder while making her way to the tree house exit to catch up with Kuki and talk.

"Um…that wasn't cool dude…I'm gonna…go catch up with Numbuh 5." Hoagie said slowly, cautiously making his way to the door with a plate of cake in his hand.

"Let me guess, you think I'm a jerk too." Wally said, looking up at Numbuh 1.

"Yes, yes I do." Nigel pulled up a chair from the kitchen table and took a seat. "Do you have any idea what you just did to her?" Nigel said in a thick, British accent.

"…yeah, I just…made her cry." Wally mumbled under his breath.

"Do you have ANY idea what kind of rainbow monkey she just got you?" Nigel asked softly, with bitter in words.

"No." Wally gruffed, slouching down into his chair.

"That toy is the Deluxe Make-A-Wish-Monkey, it's the rarest and most expensive monkey there is. Kuki told me she saved up for 9 months of her allowance and her baby-sitting money just to get you that. It's supposed to do everything- it records messages, has robotic fighting technology, video game playing skills, and lots of cool crap! It was voted the best boy-toy ages 10-15 this year!" Nigel lectured, "Hope you know you really done it this time, I command you to make it up to her or I will personally have you decommissioned. She lo-likes you so much…she'd give you everything just for a thank you and a hug." Nigel slowly stood up, breaking the intense stare and made his way to the tree's exit.

Once Wally was alone, all he could do was mentally curse to himself. "Way to go, Wallabee. Screwed up, again, and the worst ever!" Wally talked to himself. He started to pace around the room and picked up the Make-A-Wish Monkey again. "Heh, to bad you can't make wishes come true…Ah wish I was 20 already- I'd be outta mah teens, won't be in the TND, live life normally, and wouldn't worry about everyone hating mah guts ever again."

Wally walked up stairs, carrying the monkey at him side, into his bedroom. He shut off all the lights, made his way over to his wrestling-ring bed, and laid his head on his pillow, embracing the metallic monkey in his arm. Maybe, when I wake up this will all be gone. But, I know it won't…

With that, Wally fell into a deep sleep, waking up to a nightmare.

Hey guys! This is my first multi-chapter fic for KND I believe. Hopefully it'll progress into a work of art. Sorry if this seems all out of character, I did my best. FYI: This story is somewhat based off of "13 going on 30," though it'll probably be nothing like the movie- it's just the story line that inspired me.

Review please if you like it! If you have any ideas, let me know and I might use them.

-Kenge