Title – Ignorance Is Your New Best Friend

Summary – What happens when a certain tag team champion gets ignored by his current boyfriend?

Pairing – Daniel Bryan/Sheamus

Disclaimer – Well I have to make this disclaimer a little bit different. As not only do I have to say I don't own Sheamus, D-Bry or anything to do with the WWE, (seriously guys, do I look like a billionaire?) I also have to say I own nothing to do with Paramore, as their song Ignorance motivated me to write this. In fact, the title is from that song.

"Shea?" Daniel Bryan walked over to his red haired, Irish beau. "Shea. Talk to me!" Daniel said, trying to get the attention of the taller man.

His efforts didn't work. Sheamus didn't even look at him.

"Hey! Hey! Sheamus! Look at me!" Daniel exclaimed now waving his arms in every possible direction, hoping that these gestures would capture Sheamus' attention.

There was still no luck though. In fact, Sheamus pulled out his phone and started texting, a further sign of ignorance to his shorter, bearded boyfriend.

"Sheamus. If you don't talk to me right now, I am walking out of that door, and actually walking out of your life." Daniel threatened. "I mean when was the last time you payed any attention to me?"

"The night of Wrestlemania." Sheamus answered, to Daniel's shock.

"Oh. So you can talk then." Daniel teased, a slight smile on his face now that Sheamus actually responded to him.

"Yes. I can. And I hoped you'd walked out of my life then actually. But no, turns out that earlier on I'd got so drunk after my win, that when I got back to the hotel I asked you to be my boyfriend!"

Daniel looked a bit puzzled. Where was he going with this?

"You know what? That was actually the biggest mistake of my life." Sheamus said, a bland expression on his face. His eyes looking darker than normal as he spoke. "I thought you were just going to be a good fuck, which you were, don't get me wrong. But there's nothing I like about you Daniel."

Daniel's mouth dropped open in shock. "So you were stringing me along? All this time? It's been a year Sheamus!"

"Yes I know. I can tell time. And by the way, you're not the first this has happened to. Go and ask Gabriel, Maddox, Kidd. It's happened to all of them. In fact, while I was in this 'relationship' with you, these guys were fucked behind your back."

Tear's began to form in the Washington native's eyes. "Fuck you! I should've known something was up! After all, you treat me just like another stranger!"

Sheamus then showed a slight bit of remorse for what he'd just said. "Look, Daniel… I'm sorry. Danny boy. C'mon." Sheamus reached out to the other man's shoulder, trying to latch a hand onto it to attempt to comfort him, but his hand was just slapped away.

"Don't bother. I'll just be on my way out. Have a nice life dick." And with that, the sobbing champion walked out of the room, without even as much as a second glance at his now former boyfriend.

Well. I was hoping this would be longer. But I guess my brain didn't want it to be. Fucking brain.

Oh well, I'm just happy to actually upload something!

Guess this could be a drabble then.

And I think that this pairing for this particular drabble OS came from a chat with one of my good friend's Tom, who goes by Elstro1988 on this site, seriously, check his work out you shit heads.

I mean, he and I got talking about potential pairings, and ended up writing some random slash between D-Bry and someone else, because Sheamus was ignoring him. Then I listened to Ignorance and it just clicked!

Anyways, please leave reviews. If you don't, I'll sob like D-Bry was in this, and nobody wants that.

And another thing, lyrics from Ignorance were included in this fic! WOO! Not just in the title! I feel awesome.