Authors note: WOOO BOY! Ok, here's a mega-tiny fan fiction by me. It's old, one of the first things I've ever written. It contains the reference of some of my old oc's, but ignore that. Have fun reading~

Characters: Johnny Crane and Jervis Tetch... From B:TAS. My fave cartoon as a kid. C: I loved Jonathan and Jervis because they had sinister British accents. Britain ftw. (This fanfiction is supposed to have sinister British Jon, but if you prefer your own version just role with it.)

ANYWAYS, on with the story.

Practice.

He needed practice.

Jervis Tetch had always been interested in a relationship. Always been liking for one. Always been expecting a perfect 'Alice' all the time.

And he had found one.

Alice Thompson was a lovely lady. She always did what she was told, always offered treats, hugs, and kisses, and of course, loved Jervis with all her heart.

Jervis had never been in a relationship without mind control, so this was kind of new to him.

And there was one thing he could not do, and that was French Kiss.

So what did everyone else do when they needed to practice? Practice with a friend.

"Ready, Jervis?"

"Ready..."

Jonathan could tell that Jervis Was nervous. It was the look in his eyes. But the little man needed to know how to do this, and this was the closest help he could get.

So they both leaned forward.

Lips begun to press against each other softly. The sound of lips parting and returning was faintly heard by both of them.

It was funny. Jonathan never seemed to be the person to teach how to French kiss. He was always grumpy, and wanted to be alone.

He had had a few relationships back in his old professor days. He was very uninterested in those ones. He was always interested in himself more than others.

Jonathan slipped out his tongue, awaiting an entry. Once Jervis accepted it, they massaged tongues for a while.

Jonathan pulled back slowly.

"Now, that was not hard, was it?"

Jervis now had a bright red blush across his cheeks. He didn't know how much he would love what just happened.

He wanted to do it again.

"Y... Yes... It was uhm... A tad complicated... I think we sould uhm... Do it again... But longer, so... So I can... Understand it...?" Jervis tried his best not to sound like he just wanted some more sugar.

Jonathan chuckled. "Of course, what are friends for?"

The both leaned back in to kiss once again.