Please note: the following "story" isn't really a story, so if you want something that's actually good go read something else. Unless you're here to flame. This is perfect kindling.

Happy Halloween! Why the heck should I NOT do a Halloween story? No reason, exactly! So I'm just gonna slam my head on the keyboard and think of Halloween, and then hope for the best. Hopefully something not-life scarring comes out of this.

One spooky scary skeletons Halloween nihgt, there were three frend s trick or treating. They whad mapped out a large afrea of delicious treats to get at the houses the houses that had the most r=treats and theyr were gonna get them. Tucker took out his PDA to look at the route.

"Okay, so looks like we gotta go this way and then that way and then take a turn that way once we reach there and after that we keep going that way to the thing and once we do stuff at the thing we go that way to the other thing and then turn that way."

So with the extremely detailed description of what to do in their heads, the trio embarked an theirer journey To the center of the earth.

They got to the first thing and then knuckled on the door and hwen it opened they screamed trickor treat but the person was really ugly so they ran away and ugly guy threw candie at them.

When they got to the second house they got candy and it was so uneventful they all died but jk lol not rlly

They got to the third houese and the guy was a girl so thye got granola and Tucker was all " WTF MAN I WAS TOLD THER WUUOLD BE CANDUIEY HERREE!"

Sam was all like "*Slap* its good *slap*" and she slapped tucker.

Danny was all "GOIN GOHST " becaust it was spooky scary skeletons but he didn't do anything wlse because he was a big werry wart and thought aeveryone wulod kill him if he did …and were off topic do back to CANDY!

Theyn they gwent to the another house and theyrere were a unch of plants shooting projectile beans at them so they left and Tucker was disappoint because he thought there weould be better candy on his route but he was wrong and he cried about it like a little babie.

"Wow tucker ur such a babie" Danny sed

"Yea tucker grow up" Sam said too.

Tucker was sooo didsssapinted he exploded because he thought his friends weould always hav his back but they didn't =s o his entire life was a lie and the was so oooo sad and candy whent every werhere when he exploded!

"YAAAY CANDY!" and Sam and Danny ate all the thucker candy the end.

Wow. Out of all the things that could come out of my mind… This was not what I expected. I'll try to edit this a bit to make it more readable…

*edits* hmmm… Well, I still left some misspells there, because it would take away from the crack-ficcy ness of this if they weren't there. But some bad stuff is gone, so… yea.

Well, I think this wraps it u-

BUT WAIT

(super spooky music plays)

WHAT IF TUCK WAS NOT DIE?

"Yea tucker grow up" Sam said too.

"YEA WELL UUUUUUUUUGHNNNN!" SUPER SANIC MODE INGAGED

420 QUAK SCOOPER POOOPER HED SHOT DORITOSMTNDEWFAZECLAN OOOOOOOH

AND DEN THE SUPER SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS 3SPOOK5YOU

And tucerk just totaaally quikscooped Dem scrubs GET REK'D M9 OOOOOOOOH SAMPLE TEXT

And tucker lived happuyily evrrr after REKINSCRUBZ

… I'm sorry. Maybe I shouldn't upload this after all…