Vampire's Christmas carol 2012

Garside was really getting into the Christmas spirit, teachers were putting colourful cheap lights over the interactive white broads, hanging tinsel up and they have even put a massive Christmas tree in the cafeteria, looks like everyone was in the holiday mood except for Bertrand De Fortunessa.

"Vlad!" called Bertrand as he raced to the Dracula's living quarters which was one of the few places in school that you couldn't see the slightest bit of tinsel anywhere.

"Vlad!" Bertrand called louder as he barged into the throne room where the Count, as always, was lounging about on his throne reading the Vampire Times. Ingrid was painting her nails, Wolfie had turned into his dog form due to being full moon and was playing with some rubber chew toy and Renfield was being used as the Count's personal foot rest. Even as Bertrand slammed the door open no-one looked up to greet him; this happened at least three times a week. "Has anyone seen Vlad?" He asked.

"No," everyone groaned, as usual no- one had seen Vlad.

Bertrand zoomed up to Vlad's room, not bothering to knock he opened the door where he found Erin sitting on the floor reading one of Ingrid's Fang Magazine's. Erin was now a full vampire, she now had control over her evil side and was Vlad's girlfriend again, speaking of Vlad where was he?

"Hi Bertrand," Erin greeted him politely, "Vlad's not here by the way."

"I can see that," Bertrand pointed out more civilly than he would have done a year ago. Erin was powerful and was the future queen of the vampire world he preferred to be on her good side, "do you know where he is?"

"No," something about how Erin said it told Bertrand she was lying.

"It's important Erin," Bertrand pushed as much he , "the ferals have not shown up for class if you know any place where Vlad might have gone you will have to tell me!"

Erin looked away from Bertrand avoiding eye contact and didn't seem very surprised about the news.

"Erin?" He started.

"The Slayers Guild," said Erin quickly, "Vlad has taken the ferals to the Slayers Guild."

Bertrand took a minute to absorb this news, what have the ferals done to make Vlad take them to slayers? Usually when the ferals upset him he just clicks his fingers and turns them into a pile of ash. Bertrand quickly thanked Erin and promised that he won't tell Vlad it was her who gave him the location.

Vlad clearly didn't want Bertrand or anyone else to find him, well too late now

Bertrand made his way to the slayers base, something was different about if though, he couldn't smell garlic like he usually did on these visits, it actually smelled like alcohol and cooked food and he could hear…Christmas music?

He marched his way up to the entrance, there were no guards on duty…how strange. He followed the sound of where the music was coming from. It was coming from the slayers training room. He ever so slowly opened the door to the training room and was greeted by orange lights, music and Christmas decorations. There were male vampires chatting and socialising with slayers drinking beer and vampires drinking blood and Bertrand swore he saw some vampires drinking beer and some slayers drinking blood.

He spotted Vlad in the corner of the room in a deep but friendly conversation with…Malik?

Since when did Vlad and Malik get along? There're usually at each other's throats most of the time.

There was another vampire there to, Ryan?

Ok I know this chapter is short this is just to start it off it will get funnier, trust me and if you have ideas I could use that would be great!

Also I know Ryan and Bertrand are dead and the slayers have been mind wiped I'm just doing this for fun, please review!