And now for Loki!
Loki sat across from Ultron and Sydney, who kept giving nervous gazes to each other. Tony, Vision, Thor, and Wanda entered the interrogation room.
"Thanks for getting him for us, Thor." Vision said
"Of course." Thor replied loudly
"Now, normally I do these kind of interviews alone, but frankly, I can smell crazy coming from you, and I have no nose." Ultron said before opening Loki's file that Sydney handed him
"Thank you!" Loki said too enthusiastically
"Also, I would rather have someone less crazy that you on my team, but I can't judge you for trying to take over the world, as I tried to destroy it."
"Thank you!" Loki again said
"Thor, was he dropped on his head as a kid?" Ultron asked
"Verily! I threw him out a window!" Thor yelled
"That solves it. Everyone who's lived in Asgard has something wrong with them. Vision, as your brother, I am telling you that you are a cinnamon roll too pure for this world that may go crazy in Asgard." Ultron said as he pinched the bridge of his nasal plate.
"Duly noted." Vision said
"Alright, if Loki wants on the team, I'm not gonna stop him." Ultron said
"Thank you! I will join your team!" Loki said
"I have a feeling this was my easiest recruitment." Ultron sighed
Next up, Abomination: Soldier of Rage!