Enter: Tigressana
A sunny day in Konoha, and jounin Tigressana is wearing to get going.
Tigressana: What do you mean I am banned from the village!?
5th: hokage: I'm sorry Tigressana, but you violated one of our sacred rules. No peeping in the men's bathhouse.
Tigressana: All I did was try to get my lucky kunai out!
5th : That is no excuse! Now out!
Tigressana: Fine!
( outside the akatsuki hideout)
Tigressana: This is the only thing I can do now.
( opens entrance)
Leader: Who is there?
Tigressana: My name is Tigressana and I have come to join the akatsuki! Now show yourself!
Leader: You've got spunk kid. Ok, you're in!
Tigressana: (that was easy) Okay introduce me to your members.
( everyone comes out)
Leader: This is Itachi Uchiha, Kisame Hoshigake, Sasori, Deidara, Zetsu, Hidan, Kakuzu, and To- where the heck is Tobi!
Tigressana: I think I found him.
Tobi: (staring at Tigressana) You're so beautiful! Want to be my girlfriend?
Tigressana: You're not to bad yourself, and yes.
Tobi: (faints)
To be continued……