Chapter 1 New Captain

Me: I am soooo excited!

Shuuhei: May I ask why? Madame!

Me: (Whack) because this is my second Bleach fanfic!

Shuuhei: OWWWW! Why did you hit me?

Me: Because you called me Madame! (Starts to hug him and crushed him with my Boobs and he got a bloody nose and passed out)

Ichigo: Really did you have to do that!

Me: Well yes but would you have rather I hit him with my sword!

Ichigo: Well no but still I don't understand why you don't like being called Madame! Madame! (He said with a smirk)

Me: (Slice) Idiot! I will do the disclaimer then! I don't own Bleach but I am still working on getting them! Enjoy!

One sunny afternoon in the soul society Shuuhei was working at his desk doing the paperwork. When all of a sudden a hell butterfly entered the barracks'. It landed on his finger and then the voice of the first division captain came through the hell butterfly. "All litenants and captains report for a meeting in the assembly hall right now." Said captain Yamamoto. Then as soon as he heard that he thought something has happened like Aizen has entered the soul society and this was a meeting to figure out a plan. This was all going through his head as he was using flash step to get to the assembly hall that he was not watching where he was going that he hit one of the walls. "Oww!" he said as he fell down 20 feet, he had expected a cement floor.

Then he felt arms around him and he looked up and saw a beautiful lady. She had long blonde hair, and big brown eyes that looked at him with concern. "Umm thank you!" Shuuhei said with embarrassment as he got out of her arms. But as he got out of her arms he staggered a bit before standing up straight. "No problem" said the lady. "I guess I will be on my way now." Said Shuuhei. As he flash stepped away she mumbled under her breathe "He is from squad nine and he is the lieutenant, hmm!" After about five minutes Shuuhei finally arrived at the hall. When he walked in he saw all the captains there except for captain Yamamoto. But he did not see Izaru or Renji there so he thought they were just late. So he walked over to stand by Rangiku and her captain.

All of a sudden Rangiku asked, "What happened?" "What do you mean?" Shuuhei asked. Rangiku then pointed to his forehead, a small bruise had started to form. "So that is why I felt so dizzy after I hit the wall." Said Shuuhei. Rangiku started to giggle but shut up as soon as the head captain came in. Then he started to speak when he sat down. "I have called you all here because we are getting a new captain in the thirteen court guard squads." Yamamoto said.

As he finished saying that the doors opened and out of the doors popped out the head of a little girl. She was about five or six years old by the look of her. She had short dark blue hair and light brown eyes. Then all of a sudden there was a loud voice from behind her. "Hey you BRAT come back here!" the voice sounded like Renji. Byakuya who had been silence for most of the meeting sighed deeply at this. The little girl then started to giggle as she came into the room and went to stand by the door. When Renji came into the room yelling at her to get out she yelled out "Hado number 31 Shakkaho!" It hit him square in the face and he passed out on the floor. She then said "Victory! I win!" "Mary" said a sweet voice from outside the room. "Yes Mom!" Mary said. "Come here!" she said as she walked into the room with Izaru. Izaru had another child holding his hand. This child was a little boy with short spikey hair and he had a scar that ran over his right eye. His eyes were a deep blue that sparkled like the ocean.

At that moment Shuuhei's eyes went wide with realization that this was the woman that helped him when he fell. Then she said "Mary, Asuma can you take your brother and wait for me outside I will be a few minutes." "Yes mom" they said as she turned around she gave them a small baby. Then she sent them on their way. As they walked away Izaru was trying to get Renji to wake up and then Mary stuck here tongue out. "I am so sorry about that I just could not leave them alone" She said. Now that Shuuhei was not falling he could really get a good look at her. She had long blonde hair and dark brown eyes. She had the normal black Shehaksho but she had a white captains coat on. She also had a blue zanpukto on her hip. After two minutes she said, "My name is Katie Fullbuster, and I am proud to become captain of squad nine!" During that time Shuuhei's face started to burn and the last thing he saw was Katie running over to him before he blacked out. What happened? Why him? Find out in the next chapter!

Me: Awesome I … am….do…ne. (Passed out from a fever)

Shuuhei: Hey Madame are you okay?

Me: (Whack) ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO KEEP CALLING ME THAT!

Shuuhei: OWWW! I though you were out cold!

Me: I was but you woke me up! IDOIT!

Shuuhei: Sorry but I was worried about you!

Me: AWWW! You do care! (gives him a hug)

Shuuhei: I just want to know what happens to me so I can't let you get sick.

Me: (Slice) Meanie!

Ichigo: She promises the next chapter will be even better! Bye!

Me: When did you get here? This is not your story. GO BACK TO YOURS NOW! (kicks him out of the room)