Headless ~a "West Side Story"/ "Alice in Wonderland" crossover.
The second crossover in Really Weird Crossover Month.

Maria: Tony, oh, Tony, please no! You survived!

Tony: I cannot live, Maria. I have killed too many people!

Maria: No! Please, Tony, please!

Tony: I'm sorry. [stabs self]

Maria: You're not dead!

Tony: no . . .

Maria: I hate you, Tony! You deceived me!

Queen of Hearts: You deceived her? OFF WITH HIS HEAD!! Maria, would you like to play crochet?

[The Queen and Maria became very good friends, until . . .]

Queen of Hearts: Maria, would you like to play crochet?

Maria: No.

Queen: WHAT??

Maria: I've played crochet every day with you for the past two years! I'm stick of that game!

Queen: OFF WITH HER HEAD!!

Card: But I hurt my chopping arm!

Queen: OFF WITH HIS HEAD AND THEN OFF WITH HER HEAD!!