MM: So, I said I would do a collection of PJO and HoO oneshots, so here it is! I'm having trouble with ideas, so If you could review or PM me ideas, that would be awesome! Right now I have all the songs on my Mp3 playing in a loop, so I feel like basing these first couple oneshots on my favorite songs. What do you think?

Based on the song Even Rats by The Slip

Percy POV

I looked around at the garden, taking in the lush foliage. The walls were made of stone and had ivy spilling all over them. Huge pines and oaks towered above me, casting shadows over the many flowers covering the ground. So this is what Canada looks like in spring…

I had heard stories of the beauty of Vancouver's many parks, but it was nothing compared to the real thing.

"So? What did I tell you about Vancouver?" Frank asked. After the Giant War, he decided to give all of us a tour of Vancouver, starting with the gardens.

Annabeth answered, "Its amazing!" "I agree" said Thalia.

Wait, Thalia said that? Since when does she like things like this?

"I thought you didn't want to come?" I asked.

Nico answered for her. "I made her." I did not want to find out how he made her do it.

Piper yawned. "I'm hungry." My stomach grumbled in agreement.

"Yeah, lets eat." I agreed.

Frank smiled. "I have something I want to show you first."

We all paled. (Well, Nico looked scared, 'cause he was always pale) What could make Frank smile like that?

Hazel asked the question no one dared: "What is it?"

"Its… Nothing!" Frank smirked.

We all looked stunned, while Jason looked confused and Leo looked furious.

"I NEED FOOD!" Leo yelled. "Turn into a chicken so I can eat you!"

It was Franks turn to pale as he started running away. Leo gave chase. We watched them round a bend, and then they were out of sight.

"Well, there goes our tour guide." I said. "I think I saw a restaurant while we were getting here. Anyone have money?"

MM: So, sorry it sucked. I'll try to get better.