Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story well maybe one or two but the rest belong to the very talented J.K. Rowling.

Chapter I

Hermione's POV

I look around hoping that he has come home at last. Alas there he is, two and half months is too long to be away from my dear husband. Here he comes; I hope he's not upset with me for neglecting to tell him before he left. He stops and looks around and then turns to talk to somebody. I wish that he would just get over here before my mother sees him and tells him before I get to. I look back to where he was standing only to see that he is nowhere to be found. I stand up to see if I can see him on the other side of the house but I don't see him.

'Going somewhere?' somebody asked from behind me.

'As a matter of fact I was. Now if you'll excuse me.' I turn around to come face to face with him, my husband, my mean old potions master at Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and wizardry. I hug and kiss him a lot.

'I missed you; did you know that?'

'I would have never guessed that you missed me. Now, what do you say we get out of here and go home?'

'We need to talk first before we say goodbye to my mother.'

'What about?'

'Things.'

'Like what? Hermione tell me or I will ask your mother because I have a feeling that she knows.'

'Okay fine, but you have to promise not to get mad or yell.'

'Fine I promise. Now what is it?'

'I-I'm pregnant.'

'WHAT!'

'You said you wouldn't yell, you're yelling.'

'I'm sorry. How far are you?'

'About 4 months.'

'How come you didn't tell me before I left for the meeting?'

'I didn't want you to miss it. I'm sorry'

'Well I wouldn't have minded; it was boring compared to what I could have been doing,' He smiled at what he just said.

'Are you mad at me?'

'No, how can anyone be mad at someone this beautiful?'

'Just wait till I'm fatter then we'll see how beautiful you think I am.'

'You will be beautiful no matter what.'

'Oh just perfect.'

'Severus, Hermione, it's good to see you two together. Have you told him or do I get to?'

'No I told him.'

'And?' This woman is driving me crazy. Doesn't she ever shut up?

'And I'm very happy to be having a baby with Hermione.'

'You didn't tell him Hermione. Did you?'

'Mother please.'

'No, you tell him right now or I will.'

'Fine, but can you give us a moment...alone?'

'You have 5 minute to tell him while I go get your father and when I get back you had better have told him.'

'I will.'

'Good.'

'Hermione, what is it that you need to tell me?'

'Well we're - we're having... twins.'

'TWINS!'

'Stop yelling please.'

'Oh good, you told him did you.'

'Whatever gave you that idea?'

'He's yelling.'

'No shit.'

'Don't swear at you mother.'

'Sorry dad.'

'So Severus, how does it feel to become a father?'

'I'm not really sure.'

'Well we really should be leaving, don't you think so? I have to talk to Albus about my job.' He tries to help her up.

'Please Severus, I'm pregnant not dieing. Save that for when I really need help to get up.'

'Sorry. Goodbye, see you in about 3 weeks for Hermione's birthday.'

'Yes and how old will you be this year? Your mother is getting too old for this don't you think?'

'38. Mother please just drop it.'

'What? I don't know what you're talking about.'

'You know exactly what I'm talking about. Now leave him out of this. I love him and you know that.'

'I know, but I still cannot understand why you would marry someone who is over 15 years older then you.'

'Well mother you don't have to understand. I love him and that is all you need to know.'

'Come on Hermione, lets go.' I can tell he doesn't like her either.

'Goodbye Severus, Hermione.'

'Bye mother, bye father.'

*

Normal POV

'Hello Hermione, Severus good to see you two, how was the meeting?' Albus Dumbledore said

'Boring.'

'Well, how can I help you?'

'About working here…'

'Okay, I take it that you would like to leave. Am I right?'

'Oh Gods no. I love working here. It's just well'

'You don't think its good for the babies to be around potions.'

'It's not that but what happens when we go back to work and I start to show, what am I supposed to say to the students?'

'They're not dumb, they'll figure it out.'

'Okay, but what about my name?'

'Hmmm, that could be a problem,' Albus sat thinking. 'What would you like to be called?'

'Well I can't be Professor Snape, now can I?'

'Well we can't just go around telling everyone right now. We will need to tell them soon, I promise, but first we need to tell Potter and Weasley, don't you think?'

'Fine I'll tell them, but it's your funeral.'

'At least I'd die a very happy man.'

'Very funny.'

'Well, now that we understand that you haven't even told your best friends, you might want to tell them just in case they decide to err…visit?'

'Yeah maybe but I might need a couple of days.'

'Well that might be a problem, you see Draco Malfoy now works here too and that means that-'

'-Harry will be here.' She finished for the headmaster 'How long do I have?'

'They'll be here tonight for dinner. You have until 6:00 o'clock to tell them.'

'And its 3:00 now so maybe you should go have a nap and I'll come and get you when its time for dinner.'

'Okay, maybe I could try for sleep but I don't think so.'

'I'll walk you to our room.'

'Oh right your room. You should go and see Poppy first, then she'll show you to your room.'

'Alright, but why does she need to take us to our room? We know where it is.'

'Oh right I forgot to tell you. We need to live near the hospital wing so I can get to and from there when I need to.'

'WHAT???'

'Severus stop yelling.'

'I'm not yelling… well maybe a little.'

'Well, stop. You're acting like a child. How are you supposed to be a father if you can't act like an adult?'

'I'm sorry.'

'Good. Now lets go see Poppy. See you at dinner Albus.'

'Good afternoon Hermione, Severus.'

*

'Good afternoon Poppy, it's good to see you.'

'Good afternoon Hermione, Severus, what can I do for you?'

'Well Albus sent me here to see you about something.'

'Ok, what is it?'

'Well I'm pregnant with twins and I need a potion for morning sickness.'

'Okay lets see what I can do for you. Would you mind telling me how far along you are?'

'I'm about 4 months.'

'Do you know who the father is? Does he know? Because last I heard you were single, if you don't mind me asking.'

'No, not at all, it might make it a little easier to tell you this then to lie. I got married about 6 months ago.'

'Really, well congratulations to you, to whom did you get married to?'

'Me.'

'Oh wow! So Hermione is not a Granger, she's a Snape now. Wow I thought I'd never live to see the day that our little Hermione would marry her mean old potions professor.'

'Why is that so hard to believe?'

'Well you are mean but I love you just the way you are but anyways, about that potion.'

'Oh right, here you are dear you look like you could use some sleep. Would you like me to tell you where you are to be sleeping?'

'That would be great thanks.'

'Ok so you go down the hall and to the right and you should come to a picture of a lady with red hair and a green dress.'

'Thanks.'

*

'Severus what's wrong?'

'It's too girly. What's wrong with the dungeons?'

'Severus you know its too cold down there; its not good for the babies.'

'I know that but why can't we use magic to warm it up?'

'Severus you are making me very mad. Do you want to know what happens when I get mad? If I were you I wouldn't.'

'I'm sorry but I love living in the dungeons so much that this is a big change.'

'Fine you big ass GET OUT!'

'But-'

'-No get out!' Hermione yelled.

'I'm sorry. I love you. Don't get mad.'

'Too late, if you want to be able to have more kids then GET OUT!' She pushes him out the door. She walks over to the fireplace and grabs some floo powder.

'Albus'

'What is it Hermione?'

'Can you tell Draco and Harry to come and see me right away, I'm not coming to dinner.'

'Might I ask why?'

'Yes, you may find out later but Severus is such an ass he's driving me crazy. Do you think you can move my room after dinner and let that impossible man have his stupid dungeons please?'

'Sure, where would you like them moved to?'

'Would the second floor be okay?'

'Sure we'll move you right after dinner. Would you like me to have Draco and Harry bring you some dinner?'

'Could you ask them?'

'Sure well when they get here, which should be in half an hour, I'll ask them to bring you dinner.'

'Thank you so much Albus.'

'Any time, I'll talk to you tomorrow. Goodnight Hermione.'

'Night Albus, and do tell Snape where he's sleeping would you please.'

'Okay have a good night.'

'I'll try,' and Albus' head disappeared.

*

Knock, knock, knock

'I'm coming hold on.' Hermione walks over and opens the door 'Harry, Draco, it's good to see you two again. It's been too long. Come on in.'

'Here, Albus told us to bring you some food because you're not coming to dinner,' said Draco.

'Thank you Draco, have a seat. So I hear you're working here now. What are you going to be teaching?'

'Well Defense Against the Dark Arts but I wanted the new potions position. Albus said it was filled last year by a certain miss know-it-all, is this true?'

'Yes and that's kind of why you're here.'

'Oh, are you giving it up?'

'No, I wanted to talk to you about the whole "miss know-it-all" thing.'

'Oh and what about it?' asked Harry.

'Well about 6 months ago I umm got married.'

'YOU WHAT??' yelled Harry.

'Got married.'

'To whom? Might I ask,' asked Draco.

'Snape,' she mumbled.

'Who?'

'I said Snape.'

'That's what I thought you said,' said Draco.

'Why would you married that… that man, that thing?'

'He is not a thing,' said Hermione.

'Whatever you say,' Harry said.

'Well congrats Hermione. So what are we to call you? Mrs. Snape?' asked Draco.

'No you would still call me Hermione. Do you Slytherins all have to be asses?'

'No not all of us just some, why do you ask?'

'Because the king of all asses has been shafted for the night because he can't keep his mouth shut; so if you see him at dinner and he asks where I am, tell him I'm not talking to him. Maybe he'll grow up, he has to in the next 5 months or else.'

'Why? What's happening in the next 5 months?' asked Harry.

'Well that the other thing I'm umm pregnant.'

'Thought so,' said Draco.

'How?' said Harry and Hermione in unison.

'Well it was that, or you're getting fat,' said Draco.

'Well thanks for not asking if I was getting fat.'

'You're welcome.'

'Well we should get going we need to unpack. We'll come by later.'

'Ok well I'll see you later. Oh and I won't be in this room later so ask Albus where I am and don't tell Snape that I'm changing rooms.'

'We promise not to tell him anything will we Harry?'

'Well I won't but if I were you I wouldn't. I know how mad Hermione can get so you better watch it.'

'How mean is she when she's mad?'

'Well she could probably scare Snape.'

'I did that already today.'

'Holy shit you scared *the* Severus Snape?'

'Yeah, is that a problem?'

'No but now I can make fun of him. Thanks Hermione,' said Draco.

'Well bye.'

'Bye.'

'Bye Hermione, see you later. Can I hug you or will it hurt?'

'No you can hug me, it won't hurt.' Harry hugs Hermione followed by Draco and then leave Hermione alone.

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AN: I would like to thank my beta Aurora for fixing my grammar you did an amazing job and Sarah for helping with the name of the story.