Yeah I know I need to get going on my other fic, but this was an emergency! I've already seen Hairspray in the Theatre twice and there is no godamn fanfiction between Motormouth Maybelle and Corny Collins! (With the recent exception of the oh so wonderful Sonic Serendipity whose Jedi mind tricks seemed to have worked on me)

Was I not the only one to see it?!

I was also thinking about some Link Larkin/Corny Collins, but…let's save that for another day my dirty minded slash loving friends.

Disclaimer- I don't own Hairspray.

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"Well there you have it, the new Miss Teenage Hairspray, Inez Stubbs!" Corny signed off.

The camera man signaled that they were officially off the air but Corny's huge and well, corny grin stayed plastered on his face. Usually the exaggerated expression dropped off his features as soon as the camera went off. But he found it was impossible to stop smiling with the vibe that was in the studio.

Tracy Turnblad and Link Larkin were embracing in the center of it all, oblivious to everyone around them.

Seaweed Stubbs and a girl, whom Corny had seen with Tracy before but couldn't recall her name, did the same. The girl looked relieved yet nervous about something.

Off stage, even Mr. and Mrs. Turnblad were sharing a moment.

Nearby, all the other teenagers were chatting excitedly to one another about the newly integrated show.

Corny then spotted Lil' Inez jumping all around and talking eagerly to the voluptuous figure of Motormouth Maybelle, who smiled gladly in return.

Ms. Maybelle…

Suddenly Corny felt very lonely.

The high spirited vibe of the room left him and the ever-present smile slowly melted off of his face. He glanced blankly around again at all the people in the room, and instead of the joy he got from it all before, he felt more negative feelings growing inside him.

He tried to ignore it and did his best to keep those feelings from showing on his visage. Why shouldn't he be happy? Velma Von Tussle was most likely fired. All the kids get to come back and dance. The show was officially integrated. It was great. It was more than great, it was wonderful, and ground-breaking and fantastic and…and…

He had no one to share it with.

With that one depressing thought Corny lost his inner battle, and frowned. He began to walk away, dropping the microphone that he forgot he had been holding.

When the mike, which was still switched on, hit the ground it made a loud 'thump' noise which echoed through the speakers. Despite the volume of the conversation in the room everyone was a little startled by the unexpected sound. Swiftly everyone's eyes fell on Corny, who didn't notice any of it as he continued making his way to the exit.

When he neared Velma she stopped arguing with Mr. Spritzer and began to bestow her anger on him. And though she yelled and screeched at him, he miraculously managed to take no notice of her. Or he did and just chose to pay her no mind. He didn't even notice that as he exited the studio, he slammed the door right in her face.

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Well that's it for now.

Don't worry it's a multi-chapter story, Corny will get some lovin'!

Read and review please!