Summary: I have a chat with the residents of Los Noches after I sneak in to see Aizen.
Me: Yo! I'm currently here in Los Noches to see Aizen. Why? 'Cuz Aizen is my favorite character! (I know…I'm weird…but the dark side has all the hotties…) ANYWAY, I decided to talk with whoever I ran into along the way and record our conversation.
Syazel: What's a human doing here?
Me: Crap. It's the girly scientist.
Syazel: WHO ARE YOU CALLING GIRLY?
Me: YOU, YOU MORON!
Syazel: I AM NOT!
Me: YOU'VE GOT PINK HAIR FOR PITY'S SAKE!
Syazel: SO WHAT? YOU'VE GOT STRAWBERRY HIGLIGHTS!
Me: *vein twitches in forehead* It's RED. Not strawberry, RED. BLOOD red. And they cost good money too! Nearly cost eighty bucks! (They seriously did, since I have so much hair. The poor hairdresser was working on me for three hours)
Syazel: …anyway, why are you here?
Me: I wanna see Aizen.
Syazel: HA! I won't let you pass!
Me: Oh really?
Syazel: Yeah really!
Me: OH REALLY?
Syazel: YEAH REALLY!
Me: FINE! *Takes out a blood red Zanpakuto* Shred…
Syazel: Uh-oh…
Me: AKA-KAZE! (Red Wind)
*A good portion of Los Noches is decimated*
Me: Oops. Hehehe. I'm gonna have to apologize to Aizen about that…
*I continue on my merry way*
So that's the first chap. How was it? Please review and NO FLAMES! Next up is Ulqiorra.