"Where are we going?"
"It's a surprise, Mitchie. I already told you."
"Yes, but you're sort of dragging us into a creepy forest with nothing but a flashlight and some keys. You're starting to freak me out."
"I'm not a psychopath."
"They always say that."
"You've been watching too much TV."
"Says the couch potato. No, seriously Shane, where are we going?"
"Trust your husband."
"When you said we'd go somewhere quiet for our honeymoon, I imagined something more like a private beach or a secluded cabin..."
"Boring."
"We could've taken the car here."
"I thought you liked walking."
"I'm wearing heels and carrying a travel bag."
"I'll carry it for you."
"No."
"..."
"Where are we?"
"Mitchie."
"Shane."
"I can't even be a romantic man anymore. I'm trying to surprise you here."
"No bars on my phone. If you're going to kill me, please do it quick."
"Nothing I'll do to you will be quick."
"Don't."
"What?"
"You're missing the point. Shane, I hate surprises. Last time, Tess jumped out of a closet to announce herself and I almost punched her."
"Caitlyn would've loved that."
"It's fucking dark out here. What time is it? You can tell me the time, right?"
"It's eleven, still."
"If I break my heel..."
"Oh, please. Mitch, you have like seventy different pairs of heels. Most of them are in that bag of yours."
"Only two pairs, thank you very much. I brought sneakers and flats mostly."
"Okay, good. Now stop talking."
"Can I sing?"
"No."
"Ha, like I need your permission to do anything."
"Please don't sing. I'm not sure if there aren't any bears here."
"Oh my Gosh. What? Bears? What's next? A Yeti?"
"Bigfoot."
"Are we there yet?"
"Nope."
"... and now?"
"No."
"Well, at least I'm not blindfolded."
"With the amount of times you fall down, I thought it would be too much."
"No way."
"What?"
"Shane. Is this what I think it is?"
"..."
"You brought me to Camp Rock?"
"Yes."
"But I thought it closed?"
"I bought it."
"You bought Camp Rock? That's it; I'm collecting your credit cards."
"Uncle Brown gave me a discount. I thought I should bring us back here."
"Oh..."
"Don't cry. Mitchie, stop crying."
"The sign is still here."
"... I thought we could go canoeing. And the Mess Hall is still up and I stocked the kitchen so you could teach me how to make pancakes since you refused to do it back home. My counselor cabin survived and I repaired it with Nate and Jason's help while you were touring, so that's not a problem-"
"Thank you."
"You're just happy I'm not a serial killer."
"That's still up for discussion."
"You're welcome."
"You sure you'll manage to survive without hair products?"
"Well. Maybe."
"I'm not letting you use mine, Gray."
"Damn. I thought you loved me."
"No, I'm with you because you're rich."
"C'mon, let me show you around."
"I doubt anything has changed."
"We've all changed."