(Ron and Hermione are wandering the corridors, looking for some privacy.
They find classroom and
start kissing. Suddenly they hear voices)
1st Voice: * giggles * 2nd Voice: do that again 1st voice: here, try this one 2nd voice: wow you're really good..
Ron:* pulling away * Did you hear that? Hermione: Yeah, there is someone else in this room Ron: walks over to a cupboard * whispers * its coming from in here
(Opens the cupboard door to reveal Voldimort and Snape sitting inside wearing Pjs, hairs in curlers, face masks on, painting each others toe nails and making shadow puppets with a torch.)
Ron: oh my merlin!! Hermione: what th-
(Voldimort and snape scream in high pitch girly tones.)
Snape: hey you cant come in here..Whats the password? Ron: erm. Snape: WRONG!!! No its not.go away!! * slams cupboard doors shut*
(Voldimort gets out of cupboard, showing his 'my little princess' nightie he is wearing)
Hermione: Hey man, is that MINE?? * Points to nightie* Ron: could be mine, it went missing last year, but I have a funny feeling that Harry stole it.. * strokes chin in thought *
(Harry walks past wearing the same nightie as Voldi)
Harry: (noticing Voldi's outfit) Hey, we look like Harry and Voldi; TWINS.HAHAH!!! Jinx!!! Harry: oooh!! You guys having a party? Is there is enough room for an ugly greasy haired orphan boy with a stupid scar to join? Voldi: * chuckling * yes, yes, there's plenty of room!! Come on in!! (Harry climbs inside cupboard)
Now, you make your self comfortable, snapey will put in your curlers and do your face mask, theres snacks on the side help youself, and if you choose your favorite colour nail varnish, ill be back in in a minute and ill paint your toes. Ok?
(Turns to Ron and Hermione)
Now where were we.ah ye- * sees them staring at his nightie * oh for gods sake..*pulls out black satin dressing robe with 'voldi' written on it in gold thread* .. Ahhh, yes, I was killing you wasn't I?
Hermione: do something Ron!! (ron starts jibbering with fear & runs behind table and hides face behind a teddy bear* Oh for the love of..I'll do it!!!* pulls out wand * BRING IT ON!!!
Voldi: * clicks fingers * oh, I already brought it on, you know what I'm saying!!
(hermione uses a laughing attack) Hermione: LAFFATUS!!!
(voldi falls to floor laughing uncontrollably, his wand then fires, and hits the teddy bear infront of rons face, burning a hole straight through it) Voldi: * getting off the floor* Mr.Fluffykins..NOOOO!!!! * snatches bear off ron and drops to his knees, cradling it in his arms * Why oh why?.its gonna be ok Mr fluffy kins, everything will be ok..stay with me..please. * looks up to the sky * TAKE ME LORD!!! TAKE ME!! SPARE MR FLUFFYKINS!!! *wails uncontrollably *
Ron: there there, voldi...hes with god now..hes happy in the giant bunny hutch in the sky.
Voldi: NO!!.just leave me.
Hermione: come on ron.lets go..he needs to say goodbye.,,
(ron and Hermione walk out, leaving Voldi sobbing quietly)
1st Voice: * giggles * 2nd Voice: do that again 1st voice: here, try this one 2nd voice: wow you're really good..
Ron:* pulling away * Did you hear that? Hermione: Yeah, there is someone else in this room Ron: walks over to a cupboard * whispers * its coming from in here
(Opens the cupboard door to reveal Voldimort and Snape sitting inside wearing Pjs, hairs in curlers, face masks on, painting each others toe nails and making shadow puppets with a torch.)
Ron: oh my merlin!! Hermione: what th-
(Voldimort and snape scream in high pitch girly tones.)
Snape: hey you cant come in here..Whats the password? Ron: erm. Snape: WRONG!!! No its not.go away!! * slams cupboard doors shut*
(Voldimort gets out of cupboard, showing his 'my little princess' nightie he is wearing)
Hermione: Hey man, is that MINE?? * Points to nightie* Ron: could be mine, it went missing last year, but I have a funny feeling that Harry stole it.. * strokes chin in thought *
(Harry walks past wearing the same nightie as Voldi)
Harry: (noticing Voldi's outfit) Hey, we look like Harry and Voldi; TWINS.HAHAH!!! Jinx!!! Harry: oooh!! You guys having a party? Is there is enough room for an ugly greasy haired orphan boy with a stupid scar to join? Voldi: * chuckling * yes, yes, there's plenty of room!! Come on in!! (Harry climbs inside cupboard)
Now, you make your self comfortable, snapey will put in your curlers and do your face mask, theres snacks on the side help youself, and if you choose your favorite colour nail varnish, ill be back in in a minute and ill paint your toes. Ok?
(Turns to Ron and Hermione)
Now where were we.ah ye- * sees them staring at his nightie * oh for gods sake..*pulls out black satin dressing robe with 'voldi' written on it in gold thread* .. Ahhh, yes, I was killing you wasn't I?
Hermione: do something Ron!! (ron starts jibbering with fear & runs behind table and hides face behind a teddy bear* Oh for the love of..I'll do it!!!* pulls out wand * BRING IT ON!!!
Voldi: * clicks fingers * oh, I already brought it on, you know what I'm saying!!
(hermione uses a laughing attack) Hermione: LAFFATUS!!!
(voldi falls to floor laughing uncontrollably, his wand then fires, and hits the teddy bear infront of rons face, burning a hole straight through it) Voldi: * getting off the floor* Mr.Fluffykins..NOOOO!!!! * snatches bear off ron and drops to his knees, cradling it in his arms * Why oh why?.its gonna be ok Mr fluffy kins, everything will be ok..stay with me..please. * looks up to the sky * TAKE ME LORD!!! TAKE ME!! SPARE MR FLUFFYKINS!!! *wails uncontrollably *
Ron: there there, voldi...hes with god now..hes happy in the giant bunny hutch in the sky.
Voldi: NO!!.just leave me.
Hermione: come on ron.lets go..he needs to say goodbye.,,
(ron and Hermione walk out, leaving Voldi sobbing quietly)