Greece was strolling around with his cats, constantly meowing for attention and food. His mother's ruins we just as still as ever since Olympia. It was The Cold War currently. Japan always gave him the news of what was happening in other countries. America and Russia are fighting for some reason, probably because America wanted to pick a fight. As Greece was walking across the solid dirt, he found two people going around and laughing together. It was Thailand and some German lady! Greece recalls it was Maria Theresa. What they were doing is trying to discover his citizen's erogenous zones. So what more than Greece thought continue looking for the Austrian radwastes to his collection of the radwastes. Never mind that, he also wanted to find erogenous zones too!
MEANWHILE IN THE COLD WAR
Russia kept walking around with his batch of sunflowers. He kept thinking about the drugs he lend Greece and was worried if he was going to pay him back or not.
BACK IN GREECE
"Meow meow meow meow!" One of the tabbys meowed. "You'll help me find Malaria so we can go and find their spots! Oh fun." Greece picked up the cat and squeezed it, hugging it. "Meow meow meow." The kitty said. "I love you too." Greece responded. The cat was doing it for the sake of Maria Theresa and Thailand.
MEANWHILE IN AMERICA
All the Germancest fanfic writers just found out it's weird calling your brother "Bruder" in German countries. They took revenge on Austria instead of releasing their anger.
BACK IN GREECE
There's suddenly an Ikea in Greece and Japan gonna rock the store hard.
Moral of this story is is that no one learned anything.
A naked country is always a good country