Axel- Po-tay-toe
Vincent-Where the hell am I?
Kinky-KH, my friend, KH.
Angela-Where's Leon?
Kinky-Where's Zexion?
Leon- Hey baby, gives Angela a BIG kiss
Zexion- HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY KINKY makes out and feels on Kinky.
Kinky-Hits Zexion with dictionary"" WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT FEELING ON ME IN PUBLIC?
Zexion- That it's ok?
Kinky-WRONG!
Vincent- I want french fries... if I knew what they were...
Zexion- Kinky!! Let's go on a date to Burger King!
Angela- Make it a double! Me and Leon are in!
Axel- Triple!
Kinky- uh...Axel...who are you going with?
Axel- VINCENT!
Vincent- HELL NO!
Axel- Riku?
Riku- yea-no.
Axel- the table?
Table- NOOOOOOOOO!
Angela- AH HA HA Axel got rejected by a table!
-At Burger King-
Axel- 3,000 burgers please.
Dude- uh...are you sure about that sir?
Axel- der der der.
Vincent- I just want some fries.
Angela- I second that order. Fries please.
Kinky- I WANT PIE! 5 pies please!
Angela- Pie does sound good... 10 pies please.
Vincent- Add 100 more
Dude- ...Is that all?
Leon- Add a few burgers
Axel- 20 burgers!
Zexion- 100!
Angela- Come, Kinky, lets sit down with Axel's girlfriend
Chair- Meep!
Kinky- Poor chair... 'Specially since Zexy is making out with Axel... Wait... AXEL!
Angela- At least my man's loyal!
Zexion- oooohh Axelsays in sexy voice while rubbing up and down Axel's arm
Axel- oooohh Zexy.
((Axel and Zexion go to the boy's br.))
Angela- I love you Leon.
Kinky- I love you Zex- Hey! Riku go get Zexion back!
Riku- But it's scary in that bathroom! wimpers
Axel- comes out in flame boxers
Zexion- comes out in widie tidies
Angela- Aww! Zexy the Smexy has a soft spot!
Kinky- glares at Angela
Angela- Sowwy...
Zexion- makes out with Kinky
Kinky and Zexion- go in the shim bathroom
Leon- I never knew Burger King had a shim bathroom... But I like it!
Angela- smacks Leon
Riku- That's the bathroom Marluxia likes!!!
Marluxia- HEY!!!
Vincent- walks out of Shim bathroom Uhh... I thought that was the guys room?
Angela- You LIE!!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!
Leon- ...I didn't mean to...
Riku- glares at dude Where's the FOOD???
Dude- ...It's going to take a few days...but you're hot...wanna go out sometime?
Riku- I AM A GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!
Vincent- DAMNIT! Give us the damn food!
Angela- ...I want my french fries!!! cries
Leon- It's okay... We'll get it ;;
Zexion- Don't make me go widie tidies on you!
Kinky- thinking Why the hell does my man have to wear them???
Angela- I think we should go to McDonalds
Dude- hey sexy...what was your name? Riku? Yes...MEEEEEEEOW.
Riku- throws guy 50 feet into air
Dude- comes down splat into the pavement and dies
Kinky- good going you killed someone...hey! that's my job...don't steal my job...
Axel- Don't you think we should get out of here before the police come?
Vincent- der der der...
Axel- don't steal my lines! got it memorized? Let's go to a pop they're in a club
Others- Where are we?
Angela- Obviosuly a club... sighs
Marluxia- And they have drinks with pink umbrellas!
Kinky- screams
Zexion and Axel- AND BLACK!
Angela- An alcoholic party? Hell no... turns toward the door
Rinoa- Hi guys! Leon!
Angela- ...I hate you.
Rinoa- Right back atcha, Angie!
Angela- ...No one calls me Angie! glares at Leon
Leon- Stop looking at me like that ;;
Rinoa- Shall we settle this? winner gets Squall... I mean Leon...
Kinky- I wanna help! sides with Angela
Vincent- Please, keep me outta this... Oh, Hell. I'll fight. sides with Rinoa
Rinoa- Thank you, Vincent
Angela and Kinky- DAMN YOU VINCENT!
Leon- tiptoes to shim bathroom
Angela and Rinoa- LEON! glare at each other I hate you... (all done in unison)
Axel- I'm watching
Zexion- Same
Rinoa- Damn. I forgot. I'm weaponless.
Vincent- I never carry weapons in the real world. Forfeit. Sorry, Rinoa...
Rinoa- It's otay... I like someone else, anyways... looks at Zexion
Kinky- Hell to the fucking no! slaps Rinoa
Angela- NO! attacks Rinoa
Zexion- Like I said, I wish you'd keep me outta this...
Rinoa- But I love my men in widie-tidies
Zexion- steals Axel's boxers And I love my women not liking the color pink!
Rinoa- ...Ah, toushe... kidnaps Vincent
Axel- WHY NOT ME??? sobsob
Rinoa- You're absolutely right!!..
Angela- cough Rinoa'sanisidioticsluttyblonde cough
Rinoa- I have purple hair, thank you very much! stabbed by a gunblade
Leon- FINALLY! SHE SHUT UP!
Kinky- Because you just killed her -.-;;
Angela- YAY! kisses Leon
Leon- blushes
Kinky- Okay, break up the roman---kissed by Zexion
Zexion- pulls Kinky closer
Angela- Okay, BREAK UP THE ROMANCE!
Axel- kisses the table
Leon- This is a mentally scarring club... ALCOHOL TO Go AROUND!
Kinky- OKAY!
Axel- Fine with me!
Zexion- raises hand One for meeeeee... Angela? You?
Angela- I think I may pass tonight... Like I do everytime...
Vincent- One over here!!!
Angela- After seeing all this blood, and this alcohol, I may be sick...
Leon- is drunk 2+2 fish... Right, Angie?
Angela- Not. Even. My. Boyfriend. Can. Call. Me. THAT!
Marluxia(the only sane one)- Why???
Angela- Because I hate that name. Ever since my science teacher started it, i've hated it
Marluxia- nodnod
Vincent- What shall we do with pie???
Kinky- Chuck it in your hair, silly! chucks pie in Vincent's hair
Axel- What do we do with moo juice
Riku- What do I do with this? holds up gunblade
Leon- You can drop that. Is that good enough? gains sanity
Axel- I need more sake... falls to ground unconcious
Ashley- eats Bob yummy tableness..
Axel- Hey don't eat my gf!makes out with table..you taste just like you always do...polished...
Ashley- Fine I'll eat Fred! eats lamp
Marluxia- I hate to break it to you but furniture is not normally named... and i would name it pinkfluffybunny
Ashley- O.O WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU???
Marluxia- your Mom is wrong with me..
Vincent- I like to eat eat eat apples and bannanas.
Demyx- Zexion hi!!!! you too axel!!!!
Axel- Demyx!!!!hic whatcha doin here?
Demyx- watching strippers..er..i mean running around naked...
Kinky- drunk...strips for Demyx
Zexion- HEY!! i dont want you stripping for other ppl...
Demyx-gets a nosebleed whooo off with the undies!
Zexion-drunk STFU DEMYX BEFORE I KILL YOU!
((Kinky's a weird drunk, Zexion's an angry drunk, and Demyx is a perverted drunk..))
Angela- sighs What'll we do? sighs again
Demyx- but I wanna get laid...V.V
Kinky- hee hee hee hee...
Leon- I am the Proud Owner of this strip club!
Angela- glares
Axel- I wonder where we go next... transported to a land with food
Riku- FOOD!
Angela- still angry Yes Riku! NOW EAT THE DAMN FOOD!
Leon- No need to be upset
Angela- I haven't had sleep in over 24 damned hours
FredFredBurger- I'm FredFredBurger!
Angela- And so cute! attempting to make Leon jealous
Kinky- cute? Oo?
Vincent- cute???
Marluxia- I'm cute!!!!!!!!
Kinky- sure...let's go with that...
Fredfredburger- umm...let's spell my name...
Riku- Let's not and say we did...
Fredfredburger- lets do and say we didnt!
Riku- well...ok if you insist...
Riku annd Frredfredburger- F-R-E-D-F-R-E-
Ashley- SHADDUP!!!!!!!!!! BEFORE I KILL YOU WITH THIS SPOON HERE!Holds up spoon
Axel- ooooohhhhh pretty pretty shiny shiny! Eyes go wide may i touchy?
((Everyone's still drunk))
Zexion- Bitch please! its a fucking spoon fer chris sakes!
Demyx- Undies where?
Riku- UNDIES??????????WHERE!?!?!
Leon- Right there silly points to Marluxia
Demyx and Riku- OMG ITS A MIACLE!!!!!!!!tackles Marluxia to the ground and make out with him passionently
Angela and Kinky- I think i may...just may..hurel--
Zexion- Barfs in trashcan
Axel-barfs on zexion
Zexion- WHAT YOU FUCKER YOU WANNA START SHIT?