A/N: ok guys, I absolutely have no idea from where this one come from, but screw it the idea sounds in my option great and so I will write it.
I. Prologue/It happened one rainy day
It was raining without the hope that it would soon stop. It was raining since a whole week and there was absolutely nothing the Akatsuki could do. Leader-sama and Konan were again in Amegakure since two days, they were used to rain so they had no problem traveling in it, Zetsu was also on a mission and took Tobi with him, so that left six Akatsuki members from which four were currently in the living room.
"I'm bored un…" Deidara wailed as he lay on his stomach on the couch.
"Deidara shut it…" Sasori growled who was working on a new puppet.
"But Danna…" the blond whined again.
"I agree with Sasori." Said one emotionless voice from one of the two chairs on each side of the old couch.
"Well, by this I'm on Deidara's side, it is boring." Kisame said from the other chair.
Suddenly they could her some loud crashing noises, then loud shouting mixed with some colorful cursing. Everyone sighed at that.
"Those two are at it again…" Sasori said in a disinterested tone, the others nodded, but then Kisame suddenly begun to grin.
"Hey, I think I just got a great plan to amuse us." The shark like nin said, everyone staring at him.
"What idea un?" Deidara asked perking up.
"Well this idea is more like a bet, we build two man teams and the goal is to get those two arguing idiots together. The team who manages this wins." Kisame said grinning and everyone stared at him wide eyed.
"This is one ridiculous idea." The blond artist nodded.
"But I didn't tell you that the team who has lost needs to wear a dress for two weeks and the winner team can pick the dresses." Kisame said and watched as Deidara's eyes suddenly lit up while Itachi and Sasori stared at him as if he would have gone crazy.
"I'm in it!" the blond yelled excited as he jumped in a sitting position.
"We are out." Itachi and Sasori said in union. At that both Kisame and Deidara looked together and suddenly begun to grin evilly.
"Oh, so the great Puppet Master is afraid from playing matchmaker?" Deidara asked in a mooching tone.
"And who would have thought that the great Uchiha Itachi would be in reality a coward."
After this was said both looked at the two men who were frozen down and slightly twitching. Both Deidara and Kisame were grinning, they had already won. They partners were to proud to back down even if they wanted to.
"So, when do we start this extremely dumb idea of yours?" Itachi asked annoyed.
"Right tomorrow morning then it doesn't look like a if those two would stop any time soon and so we will also have time to prepare our plans." Kisame said, still grinning.
"Yay, come Danna…" and without waiting for one answer Deidara grabbed Sasori by the arm and dragged him out of the living room.
"Kisame, I swear to you that someday I will kill you for one of your dumb ideas." the elder Uchiha hissed as he grabbed his book and walked out of the room, leaving his partner behind.
Tomorrow would be a rather hard day…
To be continued…
A/N: so what do you think about this strange little idea of mine?