Disclaimer: Dude, I do not and will not own Naruto! But if I did...THEN I'LL MAKE MUFFINS RULE THE WORLD!

Chapter 1

Let the War Begin

High school, a place up of populars, nerds, jocks, goths, punks, and the others. What happens when the populars and the others get together. Could this be the start of a new war or the beginning of a wonderful relationship?

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Beginning of second semester...

"SAKURA!" shouted a girl with long blonde hair put in a ponytail.

"What?" groaned a pink-haired girl, sitting up in her bed.

"Get up! We're gonna be late for school!" the blonde yelled annoyed. "Well, not really, but get up anyway!

"Five more minutes, Ino." the pink-haired girl sighed then plopped back down on her bed and went back to sleep.

The blonde called Ino rolled her eyes then she got an idea. She ran downstairs and grabbed a can of whip cream then hurriedly ran back up the stairs. As she ran up the stairs she passed a very tired looking Hinata and a cranky Tenten. Barely noticing, she ran into Sakura's room and jumped on her spraying her with whip cream.

"AAAAHHHH! INO!" Sakura yelled, jumping out of bed and wiping the whip cream off her face. "YOU ARE SOOO DEAD!"

"Gotta catch me to kill me!" Ino said hurtling out the door and down the stairs, Sakura hot on her tail. Ino made a sharp turn into the kitchen. Sakura, who didn't expect Ino to have made such a sharp turn, ran straight into the wall. Ino peered into the living room.

"Oo, that's gotta hurt." Ino snickered then walked into the kitchen. Tenten and Hinata were sitting at the table eating their breakfast. Hinata looked a little scared when Ino had walked into the room. Tenten on the other hand seemed satisfied. Ino joined them and smirked as she leaned back into her seat.

"Wh-what happened to Sakura?" Hinata asked cautiously.

"She ran into a wall, but that doesn't matter because I didn't mess up my hair on that turn." Ino smirked, stroking her long beautiful blonde hair.

"Oh." Hinata replied then hastily resumed eating her cereal.

"Geez, she's as clumsy as ever." Tenten said chuckling. "What would we do with out her?"

"Without who?" Sakura asked walking into the kitchen clutching her head.

"Nothing, Sakura. Nothing." Tenten replied smiling.

"Whatever. Thanks, Ino. Now I need an icepack." Sakura sighed, walking over to the fridge. She started to open the freezer.

"NO! DON'T OP-" Tenten tried to stop her but it was too late. Sakura had opened the freezer and fish heads covered in chicken blood toppled all over her. Sakura shrieked jumping up and rushing over to the sink.

"WHO PUT FISH HEADS COVERED IN COW BLOOD IN THE DAMN FREEZER?!" Sakura yelled washing her face off and turning to the others.

"Actually it's chicken blood." Hinata pointed out.

"CHICKEN BLOOD COW BLOOD, NO ONE CARES!" Sakura shouted waving blood covered hands in the air. Hinata crouched back in her chair and looked down at the floor.

"Calm down, billboard brow." Ino snickered.

"IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT!?" Sakura shouted pointing an accusing finger at Ino. Ino raised a brow then laughed.

"It wasn't me. What would I do with fish heads?" Ino asked smirking.

"Actually it was me." Tenten confessed.

"Why would you need fish heads?" Sakura asked through gritted teeth.

"Well, I was gonna use them on the populars, but since you pumbled them, I guess that's out of the question." Tenten shrugged then resumed eating.

Sakura took a deep breath then stomped out of the room and up the stairs.

"Where are you going?" Ino hollered up at Sakura.

"To take a freakin' shower, where else, Ino-pig?" Sakura hollered back.

After Sakura was finished out of the shower and done eating her breakfast the girls left for school.

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The girls walked into homeroom, which was Social Studies with Kurenai. They walked into the classroom taking the middle seats. A blonde boy with spiky hair came barging into the room and took a seat next to Hinata.

"Hey, I'm N-" he was cut off by Sakura.

"We know who you are. You're Naruto Uzumaki, best friends with that bastard, Sasuke Uchiha. You are currently dating Suki Amnaki. Your favorite food is ramen and you're the number one knuckle-headed boy in high school. Your grade point average is a 79.1 D+. You would rather talk and make fun of Sasuke instead of listen to teacher's lectures, and, to top it all off, you want to become Hokage (A/N: ok i was gonna put president since it's sorta the same thing but that would've made things weird so i just kept it at hokage)." Sakura said leaning back in her chair.

"Wow. You sure know a lot about me." Naruto said amazed.

"She knows so much about you because your life isn't personal and secretive like mine." said a raven-haired boy, sitting next to Naruto. "I bet you know nothing about me except maybe my name."

"Wanna bet?" Sakura asked keen to show-off her knowledge of everyone. "You're Sasuke Uchiha of the great Uchiha family (A/N: clan sounded too much like a ninja thing...u get the point). You have an older brother, Itachi Uchiha, that is currently a Senior here. You despise him because he killed your entire family except you because you were at practice and you also begged for mercy, but you no longer seek revenge against your brother seeing to how you have to live with him. To you, it's just a faint memory that haunts your dreams and sometimes acts as your conscious. Just about every girl in this school is you fan girl. You're a low-life jerk who is cruel and cold-hearted, but that's my opinion. One particular girl named Takara Hoshida is your number one fan girl. She sits with you every chance she gets. You hate her but keep her around so the other fan girls will back off. You have the capabilities of being an A student but you keep your grades at a high C so you don't ruin your image."

Sasuke stared at her in disbelief. "You must be one obsessed fan girl to know so much about me."

"I'm not a fan girl, I just know about every one's life. Oh, and another thing, not everyone in this school thinks you're so magnificent, Sasuke." Sakura stated simply.

"What?" Sasuke asked narrowing his eyes.

"I'd never fall for you. You're too obnoxious for my taste." Sakura shook her head and turned to talk to Ino, who was giving her props.

"Sasuke just got dissed!" Naruto snickered, but Sasuke wasn't listening, he was too busy thinking about what Sakura had said.

'So I'm too obnoxious and she'll never fall for me, huh? We'll just see about that. I think Gaara will be pleased that I've got another bet for him.' Sasuke thought smirking.

As Naruto was about to insult Sasuke again, Kurenai walked into the room. She looked tired and worn out. Whispers filled the room.

"Everyone settle down read pages 5-14 in your textbooks." Kurenai said sitting at her desk.

"Do you think she did it with Asuma-sensei?" Ino asked Sakura snickering.

"Ino!" Sakura hissed.

"What? I'm just speaking my opinion." Ino shrugged and started reading.

Sakura continued to read but she felt eyes on her. She glanced across the row at Sasuke. He was staring at her, but as soon as their eyes met he quickly looked back down at his book.

'Why was he staring at me?' Sakura thought.

'Maybe he likes you. Have you ever considered that?' Sakura's inner self said.

'Will you shut up so I can think?' Sakura snapped at her inner self.

'No.' her inner replied simply.

Forget you! I'm gonna read.' Sakura snapped then looked back down at her book and continued to read.

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After the bell rang, Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Tenten were at their lockers chatting.

"And then he just kept staring at me!" Sakura said shoving her textbook inside her locker.

"Maybe he likes you." Hinata considered, leaning against her locker.

"Yea, like the Sasuke Uchiha would have a crush on me. I bet he was just glaring at me for knowing so much about him, the jerk." Sakura said harshly.

"Well, it could happen. I mean you are very pretty." Tenten said shrugging.

"We better get to class before we get a detention." Ino said shutting her locker.

The four girls nodded in agreement Tenten and Hinata walked off to Science and Sakura and Ino walked the other way to Pre-Algebra.

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Author's Note: Ok, if you people enjoyed this then R&R...that is if you don't want to be under the control of ...MUFFINS! X3 so ...I hope you enjoyed! Until next time... If you don't R&R I'll dress Sasuke and Gaara up in pretty pink frilly dresses and make them say they're gay!

Sasuke: HOLY!...O.O

Gaara: DO WHAT THE NICE LADY SAYS!