A FANFICTION WRITTEN BY KARKAT VANTAS.
OK SO LIKE I JUST WANTED TO TRY WRITING MY OWN ROM-COM STORY THING BECAUSE I'M BORED AS FUCK RIGHT NOW AND THERE'S NOT A SINGLE THING I'D RATHER BE DOING RIGHT NOW SO YEAH.
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A PRETTY FUCKING HANDSOME TROLL NAMED ASSHAT WHO WAS FLUSHED FOR HIS KISMISIS WHO WAS NAMED FUCKER. BUT THE TWIST IS THAT SHE WAS AUSPITIZING FOR ASSHAT'S SWORN RIVAL WHO HE WAS ACTUALLY CHEATING ON WITH SOMEONE NAMED FUCKER. BUT FUCKER WAS SO CLUELESS THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW. THE RIVALS NAME WAS BASTARD BY THE WAY. ON TOP OF ALL THAT BASTARD WAS ACTUALLY IN A KIMISISIS WITH A TROLL NAMED BITCHY WHO WAS ACTUALLY ASSHATS EX-MOIRAIL, AND GETS SUPER JEALOUS OF FUCKER AND TRIES TO MURDER HER TO DEATH. BUT BASTARD GETS REALLY PISSED AND ENDS UP CULLING BITCHY AND HER LUSUS FOR SOME REASON. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A REALLY UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST HAPPENED AND FUCKER AND BASTARD START MAKING OUT AND SHIT AND THEN THEY GO HANG OUT TOGETHER AS MATESPRITES THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. AND SO ASSHAT IS REALLY SAD AND STARTS CRYING BECAUSE HE REALIZES THAT BITCHY WAS ACTUALLY KINDA AWESOME AND STUFF BUT THEN HE GETS STABBED BY KARKAT FOR BEING A SHITTY ROM-COM PROTAGONIST. THE END.
WOW THAT WAS SHITTY I'M GOING TO GO FLUSH MYSELF DOWN A FECES-CHUTE NOW.