Zim in Shakespeare's Macbeth

by Darkmoose84

This was something I wrote awhile back but decided to put it here. Zim plays Macbeth, and, like the Royal Shakespearian theater, Gaz plays two roles, Lady Macbeth and Witch 1. Other cartoon characters involved. Ultraviolence, ZAGR obviously, and DATR.

1. Chapter 1

The 42nd Str. Grindhouse of presents

A Darkmoose84 film

William Shakespeare's

MACBETH

Mr. Herriman as Duncan, king of Scotland

Mac as Malcolm

Timmy as Donalbain

Zim as Macbeth

Danny Fenton as Banquo

Dib as Macduff

Lennox

Rosse

Menteth

Angus

Cathness

David Fenton as Fleance, son of Banquo

Danger Mouse as Siward, Earl of Northumberland, general of the English forces

Young Siward, his son

Mandark as Seyton, an officer attending on Macbeth

Deb as Girl, daughter of Macduff

English Doctor

Scots Doctor

Sergeant

Gir as the Porter

Old Man

Three Murderers

Gaz as Lady Macbeth and Witch no.1

Tak as Lady Macduff

Gentlewoman attending on Lady Macbeth

Mandy as Witch no.2

Olga as Witch no.3

Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup as the three other Witches

Cthulhu as Hecat

Huey, Dewey, and Louie as the Apparitions

Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig,

William Shakespeare's Macbeth—Pretty and Dangerous

SCENE 1: A DESERTED PLACE.

The shores of Scotland look like a barren wasteland in the awful weather. Clouds stretch across the sky, tree branches stick out of the muddy sand, a fog stifles the grounds, and the brine smell fills the air. GAZ, MANDY, and OLGA are positioned around a black, boiling caldron, dressed in dark-colored schoolgirl uniforms, doing various things. Gaz is loading a program from her GS-2 onto her laptop, on which she presses the enter key, causing a runic circle to appear on the screen which then flies off the screen as a spectral image, hovers above the cauldron for a moment and then encircles it. Mandy is stabbing a voodoo doll in the shape of Irwin which she throws into the caldron. She then pulls the severed head of Fred Fredburger out of a bag, and, before she also throws it in, the head says something.

FRED: Umm…I like nachos. Does that stuff taste like nachos?

MANDY: Nay…Nay it doth not.

FRED: Oh…FRED FREDBURGER! FRED FREDBUR-

She then stifles his annoyance by throwing him in the soupy green of the caldron. Olga is dancing, twirling around in a majestic spin which causes various spectral images of glowing runes to appear around her. The runes then shoot up into the cloudy sky. It begins to rain. Gaz, Mandy, and Olga position themselves around the cauldron and join hands. A clap of thunder strikes between them. They begin speaking with each other, twitching their heads about as they face one another.

GAZ: When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?

MANDY: When the hurlyburly's done, when the battle's lost and won.

OLGA: That will be ere the set of sun.

They each look off to see the sun slowly appearing between the clouds, giving a beautiful strobe of light within the rain, only to disappear behind the mountain.

GAZ: Where the place?

MANDY: Upon the heath.

OLGA: There to meet with Macbeth.

GAZ: I come, Graymalkin!

MANDY: Paddock calls.

OLGA: Anon.

They then face forward towards the soup.

ALL: Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover through the fog and filthy air.

They spin away from each other and evaporate into shadows, leaving the stillness of the evening twilight. The rain stops, and the sun appears for a brief moment from behind the mountain. Off in the distance, the noise of a battle dies along with the sunlight.